did u hear that only hot people have three letters in their name
Bone Man
I have four
can I be an honorary part of the club
you have four letters in your name???
one step closer to finding out what your real name is
but still
only four letters???
that's short
Bone Man
never heard that phrase before
oh dear god
why do I still text you
Bone Man
because
you're in love with me or smth idk
WHAT
Bone Man
kidding kidding
don't get your panties in a twist
wait ur name is shorter than mine
nonono
don't change the subject
three things:
1:
if anyone is in love in this friendship it would be you because I'm just too perfect
2:
literally never say or type panties ever again or I will make sure god smites you
3: my full name isnt just Ray
Bone Man
what???
I've been lied to!!!!!
what is your real name then?
I am never telling you
literally never
not even my closest friend knows my full name
Bone Man
pleaseeeee
what if I ask really nicely
I could beat you up
Bone Man
wow ok then
just a thought I had
Bone Man
your thoughts are odd
one time in sixth grade my English teacher gave us an assignment to write down literally whatever we thought about for a full minute and I got sent to the principal because I just wrote a ton of swear words
Bone Man
I mean what did they expect
and this one girl
Lola
just wrote cutesy s*** like "world peace"
"I love my family"
"my teacher is amazing"
F***ING LOLA
I hate her so much
like I know you are not constantly thinking about world peace and flowers and unicorns and s***
Bone Man
aren't you tired of being nice
don't you just wanna go ape***t
I would go ape***t on her face if given the chance
Bone Man
why do you harbor so much hatred for an eleven year old girl
SHE ALWAYS ACTED LIKE SHE WAS PERFECT
AND SHE STOLE MY F***ING POWERPUFF GIRLS PENCIL AND DENIED IT
Bone Man
what a crook
lock her up
#cancelLola
#mya**holeitches
Bone Man
#what
#whywouldyousaythat
#ispeakonlythetruth
Bone Man
#whyarewespeakinginhashtags
#itsfun
#ineedtotakeas***
#bye
Bone Man
#lovely...
#bye
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