god I could prove this b**** SO wrong rn
Sapnap
who
number neighbor girl?
her name is Ray
and yes
Sapnap
do it bro
prove her wrong
wait how are u gonna prove her wrong
SO LISTEN.
Sapnap
I'm listening
shut up
Sapnap
yes daddy
so I'm talking to Ray
complaining about how I haven't had human interaction in like forever
Sapnap
awww you miss me
not the point
anyways
she tells me to go outside and talk to people
and I tell her that I can't because I'm a faceless youtuber and streamer and I don't want to risk being recognized
AND SHE GOES
oOoOh cOmE oN DoNt fLaTtEr YoUrSeLf
YoU cAnT bE THAT BiG!!!
Sapnap
that's what she said
I will f***ing slaughter you
SHE LITERALLY GOES
oh come on you don't need to LIE to IMPRESS ME
IDIOT IF I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU I WOULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH
Sapnap
then do it
prove her wrong
show her your play buttons or whatever
I don't want her to get all freaked out that she's talking to a famous person
she might block me
Sapnap
and?
and??
and I don't want her to???
Sapnap
whyy
she's basically a stranger dude
she's an acquaintance
we're becoming friends
and because I like talking to her!
she's fun
and we get along pretty well
we're kind of similar actually
Sapnap
oooooooh
does dreamy weamy have a crushy wushyyyy
oh my god dude
no
we're not even friends
we've been texting for like
a week
Sapnap
suuuure man
my offer for a wingman still stands ;)
I DONT need a wingman
and I won't be needing one
I'm just fine on my own!
whatev dreamy
so what are you gonna do?
what do you mean what am I gonna do?
Sapnap
when are you gonna tell her?
like actually tell her
with proof
you're gonna have to at some point
if you're serious about being friends with this girl
honestly I don't know
I think I'm just gonna see how it all plays out and let her figure it out on her own if it gets to that point
I mean she doesn't even know my name at this point so
Sapnap
you haven't even told her your name??
why??
you trust her with telling her that you're a famous faceless youtuber and twitch streamer, but won't tell her your name?
it's not that I don't trust her
it's honestly just for fun at this point
she calls me "bone man" for some reason
honestly I forgot why she calls me that
Sapnap
I'm just not gonna question that
yeah probably best not to
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