on today's episode of Ray is a mess:
I ate two whole boxes of fruit loops without milk last night, accidentally liked a post from 2019 on my ex's Instagram, bought a box of blue hair dye and ended up pouring it all down my kitchen sink which is now stained, and woke up to my laptop opened to an Amazon page showing results for "weoija boards"
Bone Man
jesus
how much did you drink?
I was sober.
Bone Man
dear god
at least I'm not the only one I guess
you also ate two boxes of fruit loops without milk, liked your ex's Instagram post from 2019, poured a box of blue hair dye down your kitchen sink, and went on a late night search for "weoija boards"??
small world 😌
Bone Man
...no
I had a full conversation with my door today
my friends are either STILL busy or asleep
my roommate is in Texas
so I talked
to the door
okay at least my story was funny
that's just pathetic
Bone Man
I dunno your story sounds pretty pathetic too
but at least it's funny
gonna be honest I don't remember some of it
but I bet I had fun
Bone Man
hey I had fun talking to the door
don't do my door like that </3
did you.
did you really.
Bone Man
...
okay no
but it's fine I'm fine guys
just. desperate for social interaction.
I'm fine guys I'm fine
god this is pathetic
you really are just backing me into a corner here
Bone Man
what?
since you won't shut up about being OH SO LONELY and OH SO BORED
do you wanna call?
YOU ARE READING
hotline - dreamwastaken x reader
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