"I'm Not Shy, I'll Say It, I've Been Picturing You Naked" [JALEX]

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Alex's POV
I text Josh saying:
Me: wanna come to the game, Oli is playing x
Josh: duh, I like seeing my man in tight pants x
Me: shut up, he's not out here so just be cautious x
Josh: ok, I will, I'm coming over x
Me: ok, we can walk together x
Josh: alright lets do it x
Me: wonderful x
I bite my lip and I say "I'll see you guys later, yeah?" Oli says "I'll see you" and I say "love you" and he says "love you too" and I go home, change into jeans, tee shirt, leather jacket and converse. Josh comes in my room saying "damn, you look hot" and I roll my eyes saying "thanks" and we chuckle. Josh says "he's good now, right?" I say "yeah, Oli and Jack agreed they hate each other but they're gonna be civil at least for today" and he says "good enough." We chuckle and I say "ok, lets go, maybe we'll get to see them running laps" and he says "watching men do push ups is more exciting" and I say "yeah, you're right" and we laugh. I put a SnapBack on and I say "lets do this" and we go to the football field and we sit down and Jacks sister, May, the girl that was annoyed with Ashley during break. May says "hey" and I say "hey" and she says "has Ashley been over to annoy you yet?" I say "no" and she says "now she won't cause I'm here" and I say "that's true" and we chuckle and Josh says "I don't even know this Ashley chick and I already hate her." May says "she's just annoying and bitchy and dating my brother" and Josh says "who's your brother?" May says "Jack, dating everyone's his thing, nice guy but has dated more than half the people in these bleachers, flirts with everyone even when he's dating someone." I say "the guy that Oli got in a fight with this morning" and he says "got it" nodding and we laugh and I say "were too gay to be watching this and survive" watching the guys do push ups. May says "I've known most of these guys since they were tiny, before they got hot so I don't see it" and we laugh and I say "I hate that they're hot, it's bullshit" and we laugh. May says "I think Oli's gay and I'm calling it now, any bets?" Josh mumbles "I called that one four years ago" and I laugh and I say "no money but where'd you get that one from?" She says "his hair is too good" and we laugh and Josh says "I'm never heard that reason for him, it's normally the why is he so nice to Alex and Josh like what the fuck?" We laugh and May says "you're British too?! I'm gonna cry" and Josh says "don't cry, dude, my boyfriend has enough breakdowns on me" and she laughs saying "who's your boyfriend? Do we know him? What's the tea, sister?" We laugh and the game starts and Josh says "I think you'll find out soon enough" and May says "holy, that man has a lot of tattoos" and I chuckle saying "he does, yeah" looking at Oli. He was wearing long sleeves earlier. I say "he's hot" and we laugh and Josh hits the back of my head and I say "I'm tired, I need a life" and we chuckle and May says "you're stating facts" and Josh says "I think that is subjective" and I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life. I mumble "you just called your boyfriend ugly" and he laughs and May says "you guys are whack" chuckling and Josh says "I was kidding, it is subjective though, he's hot." I say "Josh, why do you hang out with me? You're too smart" and he says "cause I like talking to you" chuckling and May says "you need to switch schools" and Josh says "I'll think about it" and we chuckle. Josh says "no, seriously, I've been thinking about it, school is so boring without you guys" and May says "you ditched him? Thats low" and we chuckle and I say "I almost got hate crimed a few times and Oli got expelled, so we kind of had the right, we didn't do it just because." May says "oh my god, how did that happen?!" Josh says "had a knife on him and in his locker" and we chuckle and I say "he wasn't gonna walk around slitting peoples throats even though he seems like that guy, he's not." Josh says "then he went to juvie for a few months for the knives cause he has anger issues so they were convinced it was going to be aggravated assault" rubbing his forehead and I say "and now were here" and May says "how long ago was that?" I say "he got out like a week or two ago" and May says "you sure he's not gonna kill my brother?" Josh says "I'm sure, he can shake a lot of things but he wouldn't be able to shake that one, if he did which is very unlikely, it would be an accident and he would plead guilty in court cause he'd feel so bad and he'd turn himself in. Even if he hates him, Oli is probably the safest guy to be with and that's not me being bias, he's not a repeating kind of guy when it comes to that shit, once he's done it, he's most likely not going to do it again, I wouldn't worry about your brother and him in the same room together. Even when they threaten each other, wouldn't worry about it, very unlikely for it to happen again unless and this isn't me being narcissistic or egotistical, something happened to me or him and it involved him." May says "ok, I like you, you're cool, can I keep you?" We laugh and Josh says "I'll think about it" and we chuckle.