"I'm Not Shy, I'll Say It, I've Been Picturing You Naked" [JALEX]

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Alex's POV
I bite my lip saying "I love you both but come in, you'll freeze to death" and Josh says "that's what I was gonna say" and Oli says "yeah, yeah, whatever" getting up. I say "sassy" and Oli says "girl, I'm on fire" snapping in my face as I stand in the door and Josh rolls his eyes, following him. I chuckle and Oli says "don't roll your eyes at me" and Josh says "whatever" and I chuckle, shaking my head and we all sit around in the living room. I say "are you two done yet?" Josh says "I'm done" and Oli says "yeah, me too" yawning and I chuckle and Jack says "fuck, I have homework, eh, I'll put it off." Josh says "I'll do it, you gotta pay though" and Jack says "you'll do my homework?!" Josh says "sure" and Jack says "I'm in love with you" and we chuckle and Josh says "I'm in love with me too" and I say "I don't think I've ever heard something so egotistical come from your mouth." Josh says "felt weird" and we chuckle and Jack gives Josh his homework and Josh looks through it saying "twenty dollars please" and Jack goes to his room and May says "he must be desperate" and we chuckle. Josh says "I'm not a cheap hooker" shrugging and Oli says "Alex is the cheap hooker" and I say "I am, sometimes" and Oli mumbles "more often than not" and Josh says "shut up, I'm working." He works on it and Jack comes back and gives him a twenty and Josh says "thank you" and puts it in his pocket saying "I'm buying next time aren't I?" Oli says "yes, yes, you are" scrolling through his phone and I chuckle and Oli says "can we go back to Alex being a cheap hooker?" Josh says "shut up, I'll slap you" and Oli says "you're no fun" and Josh says "I love you" and Oli says "I love you too" and Josh finishes all the homework in twenty minutes. Oli says "why don't you do my homework?" Josh says "cause you don't talk about homework around me" passing the homework to Jack and Oli says "what do I talk about then?" Josh says "you really want what you say to me said in front of these people?" Oli says "I don't pay attention to what I say when I'm with you" and Josh says "it's mostly, suck my dick" mocking him in a deeper voice and I laugh. Josh says "or, I'm smarter than you, my gpa is seven, cool way to go out would be those people from Heaven's Gate" in a mocking tone. We laugh and Josh says "I can't think of much else that's super funny, the rest of its just cute" and I say "I have one you forgot" and he says "oh no, what is it?" I laugh saying "it's hey, hey, Josh, you got a nice ass" and Josh says "I blocked that one out" us laughing and Josh says "or, I'm gonna get a tattoo on my dick" mocking him. Oli says "the one place I haven't done yet" and Jack says "you should get a tramp stamp" and we laugh and Oli says "don't have room" and I say "if you get a tramp stamp, we aren't friends anymore." Josh says "I'll break up with you if you get a tramp stamp" and Oli says "banned from getting a tramp stamp" and Josh says "you haven't gotten the bottom of your feet." Rian says "so everywhere but?" Oli says "bottom of my feet, uhh, never getting anything on my butt, I'm just curious what it feels like to get your dick tattooed" us laughing. Oli says "I need to get better at just being curious and not actually do dumbshit" and Josh says "you aren't wrong" and I say "buddy, you're preaching to the choir." Zack says "may I ask what kind of dumb shit?" Oli says "there's a lot of it" and Josh says "that time you we're curious what heroin was like then you were hooked for a few months, you jumped off the roof of your house cause you were curious what being a bird was like, or the lets not do my homework for half the year to see what my grade will look like with all zeros, imagine that, it's a zero and theres the lets try stick and poke tattoos cause they seem fun, that ones not bad and some how you're graduating this year and the first two were hospital visits. He only listens to me sometimes" and Jack says "we gotta clean up" yawning and I say "it's two in the morning" groaning and Oli says "can this count to my community service hours?" Josh says "don't think so, love" and he says "but I'm doing labor for someone else and not getting paid, it should be community service" and Josh says "it might be, I dunno" and I stand up saying "this whore is going to get clothes, Oliver, keys?" The guys are picking up and Oli chucks his keys at me and I say "thank you" and Josh and I go outside and he says "did you get that guys number?" I say "shut up" and we laugh and I grab my stuff saying "if it was meant to be, I'd see him again, that's how it works, right?" Josh says "I guess you're right, still should've" as we go back inside and I say "I'll kill you" and we chuckle and I say "you're like my mom, oh that boys cute, did you get his number? No, mom, I didn't" and Oli says "oooo, you met a boy? What's his name?" I say "why do you care?" Oli says "makes them easier to find" and I laugh saying "you aren't good at convincing these people that you're not crazy" and Oli says "maybe I'll make friends with this guy" and I say "buddy, you don't make friends, who are you kidding?" He says "no one apparently" and I say "I am sleeping now" and we chuckle and I sit on the couch just watching the guys clean up and throw beer cans at each other.