"I'm Not Shy, I'll Say It, I've Been Picturing You Naked" [JALEX]

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A few weeks later
Alex's POV
I say "are you ready?" Oli nods saying "yeah, I'm nervous" and I say "me too" quietly and he says "what if she doesn't get time and it's just weird or she does something to me" biting my lip. I bite my lip and I say "they're gonna believe you" and I kiss his cheek saying "ok, we gotta go" and he says "I'm not looking forward to this." I say "I'm not either" and we leave my room and my mom says "you guys look spicy" as we walk by the bathroom where she's curling her hair. I say "we try" smiling and we chuckle. Jack and Oli have been getting along, I think they're over it and my mom knows about Jack and I. We're doing really well, he's not out but that doesn't bother me, were not official either so why would we, right? I bite my lip and I text Jack saying:
Me: come over later, I want a hug xx
Jack: ok, I'll see you later xx
I bite my lip and once my mom is ready we go to this stupid place. I look so hot, I went a bit masculine today and as I'm thinking about this Oli says "you look like a daddy" and we laugh and my mom laughs. I say "I had to put this jacket to use cause if I didn't wear it now I never would" and mom says "you never know" and I say "true." We get to this place and I say "you ready?" Oli says "time to back out" and we get out and I say "you'll be fine" biting my lip and we go inside and Josh says "you're slow" leaning against the building. I say "well, I didn't drive" hip bumping him and he chuckles saying "it's your fault, Oli" and we laugh and we go in and my mom says "were actually on time, buddy" checking Oli's watch and we chuckle. I bite my lip mumbling "time to do this" and we nod and my mom rolls her eyes and I say "I'm ready, lets do it" and Oli says "lets do it."
A few hours later
I quietly say "how you doing?" Oli says "I'm good, almost having a panic attack but I think I'm doing it" and Josh says "I'm so tired" yawning and Josh says "me too" kissing Oli's cheek and resting his head on Oli's shoulder. I hear a "godamnit! Come back here!" I say "huh?" We laugh and Jack is running down the road shirtless with Rian after him with Jack saying "he'll never take me alive! Thou shall not find thee!" I mumble "he might" and Josh, Oli and I laugh and I say "what next? Do they have swords?" We chuckle and we walk over closer to the sidewalk and I say "what did you do this time?" Jack says "Rian's trying to make me do homework and dad kicked me out of the house cause I was screaming. No, you bitch!" We laugh and I say "alright" biting my lip and my mom comes over saying "all the adults are annoying, this is bullshit" and Oli says "ya know, we didn't have to do this" smirking and she says "shut up" and we laugh as she rolls her eyes. Mom says "how about you not go to prison or you'd have to deal with her ass, how about that?" Oli says "piss off" chuckling and Oli says "hm, how about you go to prison to see what she's like?" Mom says
Buddy, I don't talk to her on my free will and I've known her for like seven years and both my parents were just like here but they aren't going to be put away. I have a slight idea of what she's like, she harasses me until I come over, she drives me up a fucking wall" and I say "everyone drives you up a fucking wall" and we laugh. Jack says "I think that's his way of telling you, you need to get laid" and we laugh and mom says "yeah, you're probably right, I need to get out more, too damn busy with all of you though" and I say "go out tonight, see what you find." I'm trying to get laid too, hope my dumbass almost boyfriend takes the hint and Jack says "yeah, you should, show that old guy that you can find someone else" shrugging. She chuckles saying "find someone to take to court with me to rub it in his face" and I say "I hope he doesn't get rights to me" and she says "he won't, he's fucking broke which equals bad lawyer, bad liar and has bad reasoning for everything. If 'cause I said so' was a person, it would be him, anyway, lets focus on today, we gotta get going with that whore, so she's gone, maybe I'll date your dad if I'm feeling risky, Oliver" and Oli says "please don't" and we laugh. She says "I was kidding, that's so many other issues, your dads great but it would be strange" and I mumble "hey, step bro" and Oli and I laugh our asses off. Mom says "I know what you said" chuckling and walks away and I say "it was funny. right?!" She says "sure, honey, sure" and I say "it was pretty damn funny" and she says "whatever" chuckling and goes back to talk to the adults around. Oli says "that was pretty fucking funny" and I say "it was alright but I think we have terrible humor so it was great" and we chuckle and Oli says "you're probably right" and I say" I'm always right." Josh says "I'm always right" and I say "you can have that title, I don't need it" chuckling and Josh says "no, you don't deserve it" and I say "rude" and Jack says "maybe a minor award like a second place trophy" and Oli says "a participation trophy" and I say "I'd rather the second place trophy" laughing. I say "participation trophies piss me off" and we laugh and Jack says "make me want to kill someone" and I say "makes me want to kill the person handing it out" and we laugh.