August 14th, 2020
9:02 Am
Rose: Good morning moony 🙃
Remus: Ugh
Rose: not a good morning?
Remus: Not in the slightest
Rose: what's wrongggg
Remus: I didn't sleep last night and my parents are pressuring me to go shopping for school stuff. but i'm starting at a boarding school and i'm really scared
Rose: oh I'm sorry
Remus: it's not that bad it's just i don't know anyone who goes there, other than this one kid I met when I toured but he was a bit of a prick and was all like "don't hang out with these people" and such
Rose: oh god it sounds like a guy I go to school with
Remus: yikes man
Rose: but about being scared to meet new people, while I don't really know much about it, one of my friends has bad social anxiety and just kind of follows whoever, and he always says texting someone helps him feel less awkward so if you ever feel like you can socialize just text me and i'll be here :)
Remus: thats...actually really sweet thank you :)
Rose: I'm slightly disappointed you'd think anything else of me
Remus: you'll get over it
Rose: obviously
Remus: alright i'm being forced to go shopping so wish me luck
Rose: good luck
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August 14th, 2020
1:21 pm
Remus: Oh thank god that's finally over
Rose: was it that bad really?
Remus: My mother has no clue how to use your currency
Rose: big yikes
Remus: It was so bad
Remus: thank god my father was there
Rose: he knows the currency?
Remus: yea, he lived here and /technically/ I was born her but moved to america for his job and then back again
Rose: oh
Remus: yea
Remus: so how's your brother?
Rose: much better, less panicked, actually getting along with my friend which is a huge surprise
Remus: yea?
Rose: Yea see at my school they do a whole house system, and pretty much they're in rival houses
Remus: oh, that sucks
Remus: I mean i wouldn't really know american schools don't do that but their public schools are so entertaining
Rose: tell me more
Remus: Ok so my freshman year we had a bomb threat, and two shooting threats and we still didn't do a single alice drill, which basically is a drill where you think about what you would do if someone started shooting the school up or there was an intruder
Rose: What the hell is a freshman? Also WHAT
Remus: umm hold on let me google
Remus: year 10 in the english school system
Rose: ohhhh
Remus: also yea it was kinda normal
Rose: Thats? not good?
Remus: then there was someone who came to school dressed in full cosplay
Rose: fhakdhakfh
Remus: ummmm
Remus: we had a kid get body slammed by a cop because they refused to let the cop search their bag
Remus: which is a right btw
Rose: what's a right
Remus: you have the right to refuse the police to search you or your belongings without a warrant it's a whole thing
Rose: oh
Rose: please tell me more my brothers dying rn
Remus: there was a girl who came to school dressed as a gta stripper
Rose: PLS FHAKDHAKDH
Remus: that's about the accurate response 😭😭
Rose: please what is that school
Remus: america man
Rose: sounds about right
Rose: we're you like...in florida?
Remus: no actually a small town in iowa lmfao
Rose: Iowa?
Remus: the corn state it's boring
Rose: the CORN STATE RHAKFHAKDH
Remus: yea ik ik ik
Rose: fhskfhskd
Remus: but yea
Rose: Thats literally the funniest shit ever
Remus: it's something
Rose: So...how old are you then?
Remus:...15
Rose: you're kidding
Remus:...no? why would i?
Rose: I'm 15 too
Remus: really?
Rose: yea, low key kinda fun
Remus: Maybe we'll end up going to the same school
Rose: who knows
Remus: I gtg but we'll talk later, yea?
Rose: Bye
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Authors note:...have these things actually happened at my high school? yes. was it hilarious? also yes. But yea, American schools are hilarious.
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