An unknown number texts Remus Lupin, and he does the one thing he never expected he would; he fell for them.
Less than a month before Sirius Black is supposed to return to Hogwarts, his parents kick him out of his house, when he texts an unknown nu...
The Girls, the gays, and they's 2.0 April 23rd, 2023
Regulus: can anyone explain why someone is sobbing rn (sent at 3:04 am)
James: Sirius. (sent 3:05)
Regulus: wow Regulus: it's almost as if i didn't know my own siblings' sobs (sent at 3:05)
Remus: he's watching heartstopper (sent 3:06)
Regulus: oh Regulus: understandable Regulus: carry on (sent 3:07)
Sirius: they're in love :(( Sirius: i feel so lonely (sent 3:07)
Remus: you're literally laying on my chest rn (sent 3:08)
Sirius: they're just so Sirius: fhskfhskd (sent 3:10)
Remus: also fuck Ben (sent 3:10)
Sirius: ^ (sent 3:11)
Jane: ^^ (sent 3:11)
James: yea agreed (sent 3:12)
Jane: tao and elle >>>> (sent 3:12)
Lily: so true!! (sent 3:12)
Peter: can y'all do this at a later date Peter: it is 3 AM Peter: and i am very tired (sent 3:13)
Remus: sorry Pete (sent 3:14)
James: srry petey (sent 3:14)
Sirius: srry x (sent 3:14)
Regulus: I apologize for nothing (sent 3:14)
Peter: 🖕🖕(sent 3:15)
Regulus: I love you petey 😍😍😍 Regulus: I want to have your babies (sent 3:15)
James: Regulus....what the fuck was the cackle you just let out (sent 3:15)
Regulus: I am very sleep deprived (sent 3:16)
Sirius: can't believe you spell petey the same way as james Sirius: dIsGusTAnG (sent 3:19)
Remus: and suddenly i'm single (sent 3:19)
Sirius: wait remmmmyyyy (sent 3:20)
Jane: the ratatouille 🎶 Jane: the rat of all my dreamssss🎶 (sent 3:20)
Sirius: come back i miss you 😕(sent 3:20)
Lily: a) i'm not going to question whatever the fuck jane sent Lily: or how she responded so quickly Lily: b) aren't you literally laying together (sent 3:22)
Pete: Rem got up and went to the balcony (sent 3:22)
Sirius: THATS WHERE HE WENT??? Sirius: I THOUGHT HE MOVED TO HIS BED (sent 3:24)
Regulus: Sirius can you not be this dramatic at 3 in the morning (sent 3:25)
Sirius: no. (sent 3:25)
Regulus: Fair enough (sent 3:26)
Marlene: guys. (sent 3:26)
Sirius: I agree. Sirius: i love me some men. (sent 3:27)
Marlene: go to conversion therapy. Marlene: moving on,
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