An unknown number texts Remus Lupin, and he does the one thing he never expected he would; he fell for them.
Less than a month before Sirius Black is supposed to return to Hogwarts, his parents kick him out of his house, when he texts an unknown nu...
Group Chat: Dorcas, Peter, Lily, Remus, Marlene, James, Sirius, Regulus, Mary
Dorcas: Holy shit Dorcas: What the fuck
James: hehe
Lily: kinda rude that you're on your phone and not watching it :/
Regulus:^
Dorcas: I'm sorry but who planned this
James: we kinda all did James: i created the initial plan James: sirius chose the song James: lily and pete helped choreograph James: and regulus and remus helped edit the speech
Dorcas: Fucking hell
Marlene: hi :)
Regulus: Jesus fuck take your snogging to at least the common room, ducking hell Regulus: fuck Regulus: shit Regulus: fucking*
James: 🦆
Sirius: 🦆
Peter: 🦆 lol
Remus: anyways- Remus: congrats Marley
Marlene: Call me Marley again and i'll kill you
Sirius: back 🤺 back i say 🤺
Remus: Sirius stfu
James: ???
Lily: ???
Peter: uh oh Peter: the girls are fighting 😳
Sirius: peter Sirius: respectfully Sirius: close your mouth and never open it again 🙃
Regulus: what the fuck *laughs nervously*
James: ME FHSKFHSKFH
Lily: Peter: *makes an observation* Lily: Sirius:
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James: DHAKDHAKDB LILY OMG
Regulus: 😭😭
Sirius: i hate all of you
Regulus: eh, expected it ngl
James: Reg i-
Sirius: Reg...what?
Regulus: anyways- Regulus: why are you and remus fighting
Remus: Oh i'll tell you why
Sirius: IT WASNT THAT BIG OF A DEAL OH MY GOD
Remus: YES IT FUCKING WAS Remus: So we're having a nice morning Remus: you know we're cuddled together because SOMEONE *cough cough James* TURNED THE AC ON Remus: IN FUCKING NOVEMBER
Lily: James wtf is wrong with you Lily: it's NOVEMBER
James: i was hot give me a break
Remus: so we're cuddled together Remus: AND THIS BITCH Remus: FALLS ASLEEP Remus: which isn't a big deal because he always looks super pretty and peaceful when he sleeps but Remus: HE STARTS REPEATEDLY KICKING ME Remus: i have actual bruises Remus: not having a good time dont hmu
