yettobementioned= Marlene McKinnon
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November 22nd, 2020
10:03 AM
Groupchat: The Marauders
Padfoot: remind me why i thought getting drunk was a good idea
Prongs: I was actually against it all have you know
Moony: Because...fuck idk bud
Padfoot: bud?
Prongs: oh you fucked up mate
Moony: Sirius...babe, I love you...
Padfoot: BUD???
Moony: I LOVE YOU
Padfoot: BUD?!?
Moony: I TAKE IT BACK
Moony: IM IN LOVE WITH YOU
Padfoot: never call me bud again
Padfoot: or i will literally break up with you
Moony: I see how much I mean to you
Prongs: remus: *calls sirius bud when hes hungover*
Prongs: sirius: i thought you were bae
Prongs: sirius: turns out you were just fam
Wormtail: Y'all are being too fucking loud
Prongs: we're? texting?
Wormtail: and my phone's vibrating and it's too loud
Moony: Pete I forgot you were from America
Moony: Which state?
Prongs: thats fucking random
Wormtail: fucking Texas
Wormtail: Yee haw motherfuckers
Moony: fhakdhakdh
Moony: Lowkey you do give off Texas vibes
Padfoot: everything's bigger in texas moons ;)
Moony: Padfoot, I-
Moony: I'm from Iowa....
Padfoot: fuck-
Padfoot: what's the iowa motto thingy
Moony: we didn't have a funny one like that
Moony: it's all corn, beans, awful public schools, and republicans
Moony: oh and taco pizza
Padfoot: taco what?
Moony: Taco pizza.
Moony: Shit kinda smacks ngl
Moony: But like you can't reheat it
Moony: The doritos get all soggy and it doesn't smack
Padfoot: i understood absolutely zero of what you said but ok
Wormtail: GUYS
Prongs: WHAT
Moony: Yes Pete?
Padfoot: WHAT
Wormtail: RITA SKEETER UPLOADED A NEW STORY
Wormtail: or the beginning of one
Padfoot: WAIT WHAT
Moony: Oh my god
Prongs: I've been waiting for this one
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Group chat: Fanfiction whores 📖
*Jamesrip added Sirius*
*Jamesrip added Remus*
Jamesrip: PETER SHARE YOUR NEWS
nonexistentcharacter: RITA SKEETER UPLOADED A NEW FANFICTION
Dorcas: WAIT WHAT
LilyPotter: OMG YES
yettobementioned: PLS WHATS IT CALLED
nonexistentcharacter: PRISONER OF AZKABAN
*five minutes later*
YOU ARE READING
Love, Moony
FanfictionAn unknown number texts Remus Lupin, and he does the one thing he never expected he would; he fell for them. Less than a month before Sirius Black is supposed to return to Hogwarts, his parents kick him out of his house, when he texts an unknown nu...
