Bullied Little Hipster

Chapter 18: Double Date? More Like Multiple pt 1

Sollux POV

Ever since my birthday a week ago, life has been pretty sweet. After finding out from Eridan who did the decorations for the apartment and who did the design for my cake, I called and thanked them. Kanaya and Nepeta are very interesting people, especially Nepeta. Apparently she ships us so hard, whatever that means.

Right now Eridan and I are sitting on the couch snuggling, when I got a text message. It was from Karkat.

'HEY DOUCHE MUFFIN. LISTEN DAVE AND I ARE GOING ON A DATE AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD COME WITH US.'

Kk is dating Dave and didn't tell me about it. I wonder if Kankri gave him the 'You hurt my brother I hurt you' talk? I quickly replied saying,

'2ure II'd love two. When ii2 iit?' You guys are probably wondering why we type like this. Well this corresponds with our zodiac's and our personality.

'IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT. UH...TELL AMPORA THAT THE "WOMAN" IN THE RELATIONSHIP HAS TO WEAR FEMININE CLOTHES'

My eyes grew wide behind my red and blue glasses. Eridan has to dress like a girl? That's disturbing, yet oddly... arousing. I wonder if I should be scared for my boyfriend or excited. I'll go with both.

'Uh 2ure II gue22. II'll bee 2ure two tell hiim. Bye Kk.' I turned my phone off after that weird conversation. I went to go tell Eridan our plans tomorrow. I went into his room and what I saw was downright adorable. I found him sleeping with my Gemini shirt on with no pants snuggling a pillow. It was so cute that I had to take a picture of him.

I shook him awake and I thought he couldn't become more adorable. He looked like a ruffled kitten and he was rubbing his eyes.

"Eri get up, I gotta tell you thomething." He yawned a little, but nodded showing he heard me.

"Well Kk wanth uth to go on a double date with him and hith boyfriend. Do you want to go?"

I waited for his response. He seemed to think hard on it before nodding yes. Okay so far so good. Now comes the next part.

"He altho thaid that the 'woman' in the relationthip hath to wear womanth clothing." I closed my eyes in preparation of the bomb that is about to go off. When I didn't hear yelling I opened one eye to see why he didn't protest.

Eridan seemed to be thinking about it.

"Did he say wwhat kind of clothes?" He asked me.

"No..."

"Wwell that's good cuz I already got a outfit I wwant to wwear."

What is he talking about?

~2 hours later~

I was wearing a casual outfit that had a black t-shirt and baggy pants. I was currently waiting for Eridan to come to the car. I heard the door opening and closing.

"What took you tho lo-" I was cut off when I finally saw what Eridan was wearing. It was a professional outfit. He wore a long white skirt with a white blazer with a purple button up shirt.

"Wwell howw do I look?" He was blushing a beautiful shade of red.

"Beautiful~"