A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Forgotten File [Book the Fifteenth]

Unfortunate Fan-made Videos #2

Dear volunteers,

It is of my utmost displeasure to say that Ernest Denouement have uploaded two unfortunate fanmade videos on Youtube under the pseudonym, "Angeli Acosta" — to which the first video is focused on the dire tale of Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" autobiography; and the second, focused on researcher Klaus Baudelaire, and poet Isadora Quagmire; a couple who's skinny love eventually leads to heartbreak.

You may want to turn your heads away from these unfortunate edits as they are miserable and depressing, a word which here means, "severely sad for your frail heart to handle."

In this case, it is best to ignore this useless letter and burn it to the ground with the same source of fire that reduced the Baudelaire and Quagmire mansions to ashes. You may find that it is also better to enjoy a warm cup of tea instead of continuing to read the rest of this horrible letter — tea that should be as bitter as wormwood, and as sharp as a two-edged sword.

But if you must truly insist on watching, here are the two unfortunate videos for your own insistence:

I must say, these edits are sponsored by the Vitiated Film Distributions, and may therefore contain instances of cryptic codes that can be only solved with two halves of a spyglass, a bitter horseradish, and a particular piece of a tea set — which unfortunately cannot be done as the particular piece of tea set has been placed into the hands of someone with the most wicked intentions.

Nevertheless, Ernest Denouement would like you to always remember these words volunteers: the world is quiet here.

Sincerely,
Eynne Jhelle Lee