"Satori, everyone else already told me about your dumb prank, cut it out its not gonna work." Ushijima said, unamused. Ushijima took another quick glance at the end of the stairs expecting to see Tendo getting up. "Oh my god! SATORI!"
You might be wondering how this happened, well first we need to go back in time about 2 hours
In texts
(Guess Monster is Tendo
Owl Ace is Bokuto
Gamer Cat is Kenma
Milkman is Kageyama
Tsukkis Dino is Yamaguchi
Tanaka's Wife/Ryus Koala is Kiyoko
Crow Momma is Suga)
Guess Monster: ugh did they seriously do it without us again!
Owl Ace: yeah keji came home barely able to walk, he was all sweaty.
Gamer Cat: Tell me about it, I was in the middle of a stream when Tetsurou barged into the room, and started to ramble about how Tanaka managed to snag Daichi and pound him! I would have liked to do that!
Milkman: yeah Shoyo started to brag to me about how he kicked everyone's asses and the extra lessons from Kuroo and kenma helped along with watching them do it
Apparently it was always awkward whenever Kuroo moaned in defeat
Tsukkis Dino: yeah! I can't believe they played Mario kart without us!
Tanaka's Wife: We need to get them all back for this!
Wait-
Did Ryu change my name again!
Crow Momma: probably
Tanaka's Wife changed there name to: Ryus Koala
Ryus Koala: better, now, let's get them back!
All: yeah!
Tsukkis Dino: Hey lets do a falling down the stairs prank!
All -Tendo: yes!
Guess Monster: But isn't that dangerous?
Tsukkis Dino: no just throw a chair or something down the stairs then lay down at the bottom of the stairs and pretend to be hurt or unconscious, make sure to record it!!!
All: ok! Let's do this!
Alright so that was the first chapter, what did you think of the beginning? Did any of you think they were talking about something spicy? Y'all dirty minded fuckers. Nah I'm just kidding. The next few chapters will be all the ship's pranks. So they will be short chapters. Of course UshiTens prank will be the last one. Bye, see you next week!
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A "Harmless" Prank (UshiTen) ~Completed~
FanfictionDescription: Tendo has been struggling with body dysmorphia, depression and suicidal thoughts ever since he broke up, no, ran away from his abusive ex boyfriend. He managed to keep all this hidden from everyone, except for Ushijima himself. (His cur...
