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❤️ LaSquadra meets Y/N (LaSquadra x Reader crack)

(This was requested by yeshud I hope you enjoy lmao and yes my self insert is still in LaSquadra and by the way,this is the part two of ''LaSquadra has a conversation''.)

[Kakapo]: Hey y'all, meet Y/N , they really wanted to meet you all. :)

[Y/N]: Hey guys! Leo talks about y'all a lot!

[Pesci]: Hey Y/N ! Nice to meet you I'm Pesci!.

[Y/N]: Oooo Leo told me a lot about you! I'm happy to finally get to talk to you!

[Pesci]: Really?..

[Y/N]: Yep!

[Mirror]: Who the fuck is this fucking loser kick them out already.

[Pesci]: Hey Illuso be nice! Y/N didn't do anything!

[Kakapo]: Yeah tell him Pesci!

[Y/N]: Wow...I didn't expect to be greeted so rudely man fuck you.

[Mirror]: Pftt you don't deserve any of my kindness bitch.

[Kakapo]: Bruh.

[Cat]: Oh my God um anyway,hey new person how's it going?

[Y/N]: I'm doing okay I guess and you?

[Cat]: I'm aight. My name is Formaggio by the way.

[Boss]: Leo what's the meaning of this, you didn't ask me for permission to bring this unknown person to the groupchat.

[Kakapo]: GEEZ dude, don't worry BDSM Rice, Y/N isn't an enemy.

[Boss]: Easy for you to say...We never know also stop calling me BDSM Rice, I'm your Boss not your friend.

[Kakapo]: Pftt I know damn well you see me as a friend and maybe even something more...😳😳😳

[Boss]: ....

[Ghiaccio]: WHY IS THERE A TOTAL STRANGER IN THIS DARN GROUPCHAT!

[Prosciutto]: Exactly my thoughts, Leo you don't have the authority to do this and you know it.

[Kakapo]: Bruh stop being all mean and shit.Y'all are scaring Y/N!

[Prosciutto]: Good , I don't trust them.

[Kakapo]: Shut the fuck up tar lungs, nobody asked for your stupid fucking input.

[Y/N]: I seriously didn't expect to be welcomed so poorly, only Pesci and Formaggio been nice to me so far       
:( I'm really fucking sad now.

[Ghiaccio]: We seriously could give less of a fuck .

[Cat]: LMAO.

[Mirror]: DAMN.

[Kakapo]: Don't worry about it as long that I'm here they won't hurt you...Although as you can see..They are quite mean to strangers but they're harmless...For the most part.

[Y/N]: SO THERE'S OTHERS TIMES WHERE THEY ARE DANGEROUS?!

[Kakapo]: No comment.

[Boss]: Sigh ...Leo one day you'll get fired if this keeps happening.

[Kakapo]: Shut up you love me you big softie .. Don't worry the feeling is mutual my guy.

[Boss]: ....

[Mirror]: Yep we ain't paying for your funeral.

[Pervert]: OOO hello there Y/N may I ask you some questions?

[Ghiaccio]: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE MELONE-!

[Y/N]: Uh yeah sure..?

[Prosciutto]: Melone don't for the love of God..

[Pervert]: What's your blood type, your favorite sex position and are you submissive, dominant or both?

[Y/N]: Uh-no.

[Kakapo]: LMAO.

[Cat]: Gross..

[Pervert]: Don't be shy Amore.

[Mirror]: Shut the fuck up please.

[Ghiaccio]: Yeah shut up.

[Prosciutto]: Melone...You are an embarrassment to this whole team.

[Ghiaccio]: DAMN RIGHT HE IS.

[Boss]: Please can we just have a normal day for once.

[Kakapo]: Nah that shit is impossible sorry man.

[Prosciutto]: RISOTTO , why are you letting this happen!?

[Kakapo]: Because he loves us obviously duh.

[Boss]: ... Leo...

[Ghiaccio]: There! I kicked Y/N out of the groupchat no more damn problems.

[Pesci]: Hey that's not very nice! :(

[Kakapo]: Yeah what the hell man!? Ghiaccio,you're such a fucking hoe and I don't love it!

[Ghiaccio]: HOW IN THE HELL AM I A GARDENING TOOL?!

[Kakapo]: You know what...Nevermind.

[Y/N]: Wow thanks Leo for letting me back in you're a true homie.

[Kakapo]: You're very welcome. 👊🏼😎

[Ghiaccio]: YOU FUCKING BITCH-!

[Pesci]: Please calm down :( if Leo trusts them to be in this groupchat it obviously means they aren't an enemy!

[Kakapo]: Exactly! Gosh you're so damn smart Pesci, I love you so much.

[Pesci]: I am!? And I love you too !:)

[Kakapo]: YES! :) ❤️

[Ghiaccio]: We all know that's a damn lie.

[Kakapo]: Shut the fuck up ice dick nobody asked.

[Cat]: ...No comment.

[Kakapo]: Yeah you better not talk shit about Pesci I won't hesitate to use violence, Pesci is beyond ADORABLE !

[Mirror]: You're so fucking weird Leo.

[Y/N]: Pesci seems like a nice guy. :)

[Kakapo]: He is! He is the best boy!

[Boss]: He's .. Something..But a very good assassin regardless.

[Pesci]: Guys- I'm going to cry from all these kind words I don't deserve this-!

[Kakapo]: You do!

[Pervert]: Oh my God awee!

[Ghiaccio]: This is retarded.

[Kakapo]: There he goes ruining the mood again ugh go back to your fucking igloo.

[Ghiaccio]: I DON'T LIVE IN A DAMN IGLOO AND YOU KNOW THAT.

[Y/N]: GEEZ what's the matter with this guy.

[Kakapo]: He has a lot of issues..Anger issues clearly being one of them.

[Y/N]: I can see that lmao.

[Kakapo]: Ghiaccio...Did you seriously just fucking block Y/N to prevent me from reinviting them...?

[Ghiaccio]: YEAH DAMN RIGHT I DID!

[Kakapo]: SO THAT'S HOW IT IS HUH!?

[Pesci]: Guys-.

[Boss]: Pesci it's no use they are already outside..

[Cat]: LMFAO this will be so fucking awesome I'm so fucking excited for this!

[Pervert]: DI MOLTO! Leo is winning so far!

[Prosciutto]: .... Idiots.. Please don't encourage them .

[Boss]: ..... It can't be helped it was due to happen sooner or later.

[Cat]: LMFAO Leo just kicked Ghiaccio's stupid ass.

[Boss]: ...Please get the bandages Pesci.

[Pesci]: ON IT BOSS!

[Mirror]: Life in LaSquadra just never seems to get boring it's really fucking great.