Personality Swap [Hetalia]

England & 2p!England

Well shit.

That was the first thing I thought when Iggy went into the kitchen saying he would make breakfast.

I stood up from my comfortable spot on the couch and ran towards the kitchen, ready to stop him from cooking when I noticed something peculiar. And it was really weird when there were cupcakes!

"Hello, Alfie! Care for a cupcake?" he asked me, grinning like an idiot. I shook my head slowly,"No thank you..." "Are you sure? They're super delicious." he insisted, holding a cupcake in front of my face. That was when I saw an expression in his eyes I've never seen before. Insanity and innocence.

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Meanwhile in another household...

"What the f*ck is going on!?" I shouted when the fire alarm went off. I ran from my room to the kitchen, where an oven was f*cking burning. For the first time ever.

((A/N: cue 'for the first time in forever'. It was actually an accident writing that XD))

Oliver was there, not knowing what to do. He said,"I-I don't know what happened!" My brother Matt appeared from behind me and said one word,"Explain."

After we managed to put out the fire, Oliver said,"I wanted to make breakfast as usual. But for some bloody reason whatever I made kept burning. Even the cupcakes." Matt and I looked at each other, never expecting Oliver saying 'bloody' for once in our lives.

"What the f*ck happened just now?" François asked when he came into the lounge. Oliver sighed,"I burned the kitchen." I could tell from their expressions alone that we were surprised that Oliver didn't give an hour-long lecture about the use of vulgar words.

I wonder what the f*ck is going on...

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"Please please please please please please!!"

"I said no!"

England kept pestering me to eat the cupcake he made but the more he did, the more suspicious I got about his personality.

He was almost like...

"Oliver!?"

He was taken aback, but he raised an eyebrow and asked,"Why did you call me by my counterpart? I'm Arthur Kirkland. The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

"Because you're acting like him!" I said.

He set the cupcake down on the kitchen counter and sighed,"First of all, you do not start a sentence with 'because' since it is a conjunction." Ah great, another English lesson.

"Second, I can't help it." he continued, his eyes looking down,"One of my spells backfired and I'm not sure how long this will go on, but please bear with me." I took a step towards him when he raised his head to look at me, eyes filled with sadness. But also cute!!

"And don't let me out of the house. My counterpart's personality is one we can't guess. Who knows what I'm capable of now I'm starting to act like him."

I nodded, then he was back to being 2p!England. "Now, what shall we play today?" and he giggled. He freaking giggled.

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A/N: gosh this was too much fun to mess around with. I effing love writing this one-shots already. Anyway, how was the POV of America and 2p!America? Did you guys like it?

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