Personality Swap [Hetalia]

Pirate!England & Spain

The gist is that England temporarily changed into his pirate self, and his speaking wasn't exactly gentlemanly. Worse, his personality switched with Spain. And I mean the normal Spain. At first I thought the tomato jerk was just reenacting his old pirating days, but at some point it didn't seem right.

First, the way he used a cutlass. He had mostly used a large axe during that time, but he kept swinging a cutlass around like he uses it all the time!

I stayed a long distance from him while he had done so.

Second, the way he talked. It sounded too much like that British jerk who bakes those abdominal things he calls scones! It was nails-against-blackboard painful that I covered my ears with my headphones most of the time. I dare say that Spain somehow switched with that England, but he wasn't calling himself the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; rather he was calling himself the Spanish conquistador.

I hated it so much I reluctantly called my brother to get me someone who can help me with this. He got that jerk to contact America. As I heard through the phone, America with all his 'hero' baloney went and stormed England's house. I never heard what happened next.

It was by the next week—a horrifying week of enduring Spain's... Thing about pirates—that I heard what happened. It was the talk of the world meeting. America stormed the house, only to be smacked by a bull and was sent flying to where he came from. He landed meters away from the front door. Don't ask me how a bull ended up there, but I heard it was one of the most vicious species to have ever existed. No wonder America came to the world meeting all bruised up.

I couldn't deny I laughed my ass off hearing that.

Fortunately, by the time Germany started the meeting, both England and Spain were back to normal. Thank whatever gods out there that made it happen, because for some reason I attended a church in Florence after landing back in Italy.

Call me crazy, but I think I just shaved half my liking for that British jerk. Which never existed, mind you.

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A/N: oh the things I write when I'm out of ideas. America getting smacked by a bull! I needed something, and that happened.

Okay, so I have gotten some requests earlier, and gosh I've got a lot to write! Please forgive me when any one-shot just seemed too short, but I have tried my best.

So, coming up we have:

1) Russia

2) America

3) Switzerland

Well, ciao and I'll see you in the next one-shot! Writing as Romano was conflicting since I am not one to swear (often)...