Personality Swap [Hetalia]

2p!America & 2p!England

You think you have already a hectic day with siblings annoying you? Try when your so-called brother started acting like your father (or mother).

F*ck it... Why was I born in this f*cking family... I f*cking hate what happened...

I woke up early, and left the house to my other house in the nearby forest. When I came back—not after killing a couple of poachers—I was greeted by an argument.

"Eat it, it's harmless."

"I'm a f*cking vegetarian."

"No swearing."

When I entered the kitchen, Oliver asked me,"Where the f*ck did you go?" I would usually respond with "I was f*cking outside." but this time I blinked a few times instead. Allen said,"I said no swearing." then continued eating.

Hell... What happened while I was gone?!

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Looks like we're looking at the wrong point of view... Let's look at someone else's.

I had a f*cking headache just from those two dumb*rses fighting all day long, I couldn't read the newspaper!

"Shut the f*ck up and listen to me, Allen!"

"Like I would! And no swearing."

It was only a petty matter, but hell they argued over it.

"Just eat the bloody cupcake!"

"No!"

I had enough. I slammed the newspaper on the coffee table, and shouted,"Would you f*cking shut up!?"

"Heck no!"

"No! And no swearing!"

It was extremely weird that it was Allen telling me not to swear, and Oliver would swear. I myself stomped out of the house, not wanting to bother with their arguments.

Let's say I took every opportunity to be out of the house until those two were back to normal. Which was one. F*cking. Month. Later.

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A/N: sorry for its short XD but hell it was weird. Imagine the parts I censored as like in TV or whatnot and they censor it with that sound. It'll be a lot, right?

Anyway, coming up next:

1) Japan & England

Ciao and I'll see you in the next chapter! And please do request!