Personality Swap [Hetalia]

Russia & America

Rusame //shot

Well, that was the first thing that came to my mind the moment I saw America acting oddly and I actually realised what had happened. (I am very well aware of my love for BL.)

I was visiting America for the week, mostly because he invited me over. I spent the first few days with him bringing me around to see New York City, and also showing some of his new movies.

The next day, after waking up, I was about to ask America about our schedule when he was... Uh, how do I put it? Uh, when he was smiling to himself, occasionally laughing, and staring at his laptop.

I quietly went behind him and saw a photo worth of blackmail. I would rather not describe it, but it was a photo of England and France. Before I said anything America spoke up,"You didn't think I would see you, no?" I gulped, then replied him,"I was wondering what you were doing..."

"Anyway!" he stood up whilst closing the laptop,"I would prefer to stay home for today, don't you agree?" "Uh, yeah. I could use the rest..." I muttered as I walked into the kitchen.

I decided to call China.

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He picked up on the third ring.

"China speaking, what is it? Come on I'm in a hurry!" he spoke so quickly I nearly could not catch it. I said,"China, it's me Japan." "Oh." "I was wondering, has Russia been acting strange lately?"

"Why do you think I'm rushing? I'm walking to his place now!" "Wait, really?" "I was called by Estonia who wanted my help for Russia's unusual behaviour."

"Okay, keep yourself on the phone and tell me precisely of Russia's behaviour."

"But the charge for calling overseas- oh f*ck it we're countries anyway!"

I wasn't expecting China to be vulgar, but I kept my calm demeanour as I sat in the dining room with a plate of onigiri. I bit on the rice roll, waiting as I heard some shuffling through the phone. It wasn't clear, but I could make out their conversation.

"Thank goodness you're here, China! We weren't sure who we should call, and Ukraine wasn't our first choice. We believe that you could handle it."

"Of course I can, aru! Just tell me what is going on."

More shuffling. I was halfway through my onigiri. I then heard a crash.

"Japan? You still there?"

"Y-Yes!" I quickly replied. China sighed in relief,"Good. I almost worried that something happened to you. Anyway, I am quite shocked that Russia, currently, is finishing his tenth bowl of borscht." "Pardon?"

(Kids, do not try this at home. Borscht is delicious but don't drink too much.)

"I repeat, Russia has just finished his tenth bowl of borscht." China said rather irritatingly. Then, he shouted not to me but to Russia,"Oi, you're gonna get a stomach ache!" Russia's voice was rather faint,"Who cares!?"

"China, I would like to speak with Estonia."

More shuffling, then Estonia's voice,"Japan, is it?" "Yes. I am sure that you should've known by now that Russia has been acting like a certain country." "America! Of course!" he exclaimed, followed by a smack. I imagined he facepalmed. I continued on,"So, treat him like America until he is back to normal. Here, I am with the actual America, and since earlier today he has been acting like Russia."

"But, would Mr Russia... Uh... Remember it?"

"I believe not. But till then, stay away from him as much as possible." "Alright then..."

China spoke again,"So, what should I do?" "Stay there until Russia is back to normal." "What?" he shouted, causing me to pull the phone away from my ear,"Look, I just received a text from Hong Kong that South Korea has gone on one of his loud singings and mind you, is very terrible. I have to get back to stop him." I chuckled at that,"Well, I am very sure Hong Kong can handle a wok well. He's like a dragon, I must say."

"Sigh... Fine, aru! What else must I do?"

"Just make sure Russia doesn't break anything."

"Alright, sunrise land."

"Hey!"

~*~

I had to keep America from getting outside the house. That was all I had done, if you don't count me cooking. I was supposed to be at Germany by the time the third day rolled by, but America had not turned back to his usual self.

I cut off the internet, which got to me at first because I couldn't watch any anime and I had to repeat watching episodes that I've downloaded before on my laptop (Samurai 7 is good, mind you). With the CDs America had, I could at least keep him occupied. But that never stopped the scary aura that comes from him every moment of the day. I never understood why.

Before a week had even passed, America was thankfully back to himself. He barely remembered what happened, and I managed to delete that photo that he might use for blackmail. I was on my way back to my country, hoping I would never have to go through this ordeal again.

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A/N: hi guys! Feels like I haven't updated in a long time, eh? So, anyway, requests are closed for the time being because it's kinda overflowing (nervous laugh) and I have that SnK X Reader Oneshots which I really need to catch up with the little requests. Also, I intend to write these one-shots longer, with more suspense so that it'll be more interesting. No worries, I'll spending lots of time for this!

Coming up:

1) Switzerland

2) Iceland

3) Prussia

So, ciao and see you in the next one-shot!