Personality Swap [Hetalia]

Poland & Germany

The change was too obvious. And it scarred me for life. My little brother had changed into a crossdresser (which did not match his buff build) and started talking in a valley girl accent (which was terrible with his deep voice). I suppose I might have fainted once or twice. If Vater were still alive, he would have been traumatised as well. Germany became like Liechtenstein, but worse. He became like Poland.

I noticed it immediately when he came out of his room wearing a dress (I wasn't exactly surprised ever since the April's Fools event) but the very moment I heard his voice, it was the worst that could ever happen in my life. I asked him,"What happened to you!?" "Like, nothing." he replied. When he said that I could feel my heart wrenching in pain hearing him like that.

• Since Prussia has fainted, let's see the situation in another place •

I had finished my fishing, and was waiting for Netherlands to show up as always. Poland came up a bit later as I waited, and the first sudden change I saw was his choice of dressing. He was wearing a black tank top and cargo pants, his hair not pinned away from his face by a ribbon but by a dull black hairpin. He came up to me,"Good morning Lithuania." I then saw he was not smiling, and his voice wasn't so cheery either. I replied with a good morning as well.

Netherlands came by at the same time, buying all the fish that I had caught earlier that day. I greeted him with a thank you. Poland then said,"Want to come over at my place? I've got some training to do."

The few things I know about Poland is that he never trains unless it's for war. But I followed him. In the end I watched him run rounds around the track.

Shocking as it was, I believed it best if I just left him alone. I did. The next morning I saw him he was back to his normal self. It was relief for me.

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A/N: extremely weird, so it kind of killed me. But Prussia fainting tho. And imagine it dramatic fainting with a hand at his heart.

So, ciao and see you in the next one-shot! I hope this wasn't that short!

Coming up:

1) Spain

2) Russia

3) America