Personality Swap [Hetalia]

China & Japan

Was the Asian household ever peaceful? Not exactly. When do I ever get the freaking chance to text Iceland peacefully!?

But that one morning I was given a much bigger headache. Look, this is like, the worst thing I have ever experienced. I had at least managed to survive it for that day. When I told Iceland of how I felt, he said I was like, over exaggerating. This was how it went.

I walked down the stairs, texting Iceland and luckily I didn't tumble down. And when I entered the living room, I saw the unbelievable. South Korea lunged at Japan as always, and what shocked me was the way he responded. "Aiyaa aru! Men don't have boobs you idiot!" I kept my phone and went closer,"Taiwan. What's like, going on?"

She shook her head with a confused expression,"I've been wondering as well." I sighed as China came in. South Korea went for him instead. I blinked my eyes several times when I heard him say,"I need my personal space you idiot!"

I took a really deep breath, before saying,"What the hell is like going on?" South Korea unlatched himself from China and said,"I'm confused as well." Japan had a near angry expression—clearly from what South Korea did—but it wasn't something he would do. Rather, something China would...

My phone then rang loudly. It wasn't Iceland, since I've set a special ringtone for him. I answered it and I had to move my phone a bit further from my ear because the caller shouted.

"Jia Long Dai Ko [1]!"

I put the phone on speaker and asked,"What is it?" "I know a way to help you with China and Japan!" I raised an eyebrow,"Lei kong me wa?[2]" I heard a sigh from the other line as she said,"Wo kong[3], I can help! Mr Britain said so!"

At least it was only for that day. I had no idea what to do if this went on for days.

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A/N: how was it? And I need so say something. I need to know whether you're guessing who's next or either it's a request. I get confused easily.

Translations:

[1]: Big Brother Jia Long (Cantonese)

[2]: You said what? (Cantonese)

[3]: I said (Cantonese)

I would like to stress that I saw a few fanfics that they said Hong Kong doesn't like being called Leon. It's perfectly normal to have both an English name and a Chinese name for Chinese people. Well, for some only. And his Cantonese name isn't Kaoru. That's Japanese. Last I checked on the Hetalia wiki his Cantonese name is Jia Long, literally meaning family dragon in Cantonese.

Anyway, upcoming are:

1) Sweden and Finland

Ciao and I'll see you in the next chapter!