Donatello, I Can't

Chapter 21

 I am in the kitchen cooking breackfast for everyone. I don't know how to cook for more than three people, especially when they each eat like four people a piece. I made three packages of bacon and sixteen eggs. I made plates and whistled.

        Anore and Saphira shot up and then persisted in looking confused. I laughed and sang, " Animal fairy!" They looked down at themselves before laughing. I smiled and pointed to the floor, " Zex dared you last night, now eat in your animal forms.

        Anore went to her linx form and Saphira went to her silver wolf. I looked to Zexion and I rolled my eyes. I walked over, squated and blew into her ear softly. She wiped her head and rolled over. I blew into her face and I recieved a slap to mine.

        Saphira and Anore looked up and their mouths dropped. I just laughed as Zexy got up mumbling, " Bitch. It's only eight fucking a'clock."

        She gave me a death glare when I corrected her, "There's no room in between the time and o'clock for your foul words Zex." I laughed at her.

         She continued to mumble as she walked to the kitchen and sat down, " Crazy bitch." She stoped and looked at the two animals on the ground, " The dare, I rememba now."

        She pointed to me, " Ya need ta eat little mama."

  I rolled my eyes, " I may be only be twenty-three, but I am taller than you."

She growled, " I don't care! Ya need ta eat, ya need the nutrients. Ya ain't goin ta skip meals anyma like ya did back in high school! Ya need ta do thes fer ya ind ya kid!"

        I growled back, " Way to bring back the worst time of my life bitch! You know what, fuck off! I'm goin home!"

  Saphira ran infront and growled at me. She huffed and growled, " Get your ass back in there now! Donnie will have all our asses if your home alone!"

        I huffed and groaned as I turned on my heal and walked back into the kitchen. I fixed a plate of food, sat dowm, and we all ate in silence. I put the plate in sink and washed off the syrup. I turned around and Zexy smiled at me, " I thought you were pissed at me?"

         She waved me off like it was nothing, " First off, ya woke me up  early. Second off, I hadn't had ma coffee yet. I am sorry, but ya had three plates right?"

  I started laughing, " You can be such an ass sometimes, you know that?"

        She said in a british accent, " Loud'n proud love!" The four of us laughed and I looked at the clock. I groaned, it was only ten.

        I got up and Saphira perked up, " Where are you going?"

I turned around sassy like, " I gotta pee!" She laughed and nodded me off. I finished and came back to find them setting up Bullshit. I jumped onto the couch, " I'm in right?"

        Anore scoffed, " Why yes am dear." We dared her to talk in a british accent for a day. She does it very well. I stretched out and played first.

        Long story short, I won three out of ten games.