Men In Black - complete

Chapter 35

Dean hid as Stitch on the dashboard as Sam went in with a convincing fake version of his brother. He winced at the howl Bear let loose when his double was mauled by hell hounds. Still, he couldn't wait to see the look on that bitch Lilith's face when she found out it had been a fake Dean she had just killed.

As he knew from experience, it would take months before anyone figured out he wasn't there. If Mort hadn't given him directions he would probably still be down there now looking for Dumbledore and the others just to piss on them.

Now he had to deal with being a...shudder...redhead until they found out that he wasn't actually dead.

Honestly, he disliked having red hair since it only served to remind him of that bastard Ron. The twins and Charlie were alright, but they died after the war. So yes, he had problems with being a red head.

It was still preferable to being a damn blond though. That way lead to madness and stupidity. Just look at the entire Malfoy line!

Loki was grinning. Dean, or rather Daniel Singer, as his second identity claimed had called him in to take his baby brother on a long overdue vacation. The first trip was the one Sam asked for when Dean gave him the choice. The rest, however, would be well outside the States.

All he had said was "Pugs on a surfboard" and Loki immediately agreed to take them anywhere with a great beach and killer waves.

Too bad he couldn't ride a surfboard as Stitch. Not with how easily his creature form sank.

The good news was that they had passports so they could leave the country. The bad news was that Dean would have to use his alter identity just to do it.

Fortunately Dean had been Daniel before, on a case. Hell, it was the name on his fake government badges! It was like slipping into a pair of shoes he had forgotten only to find they still fit perfectly.

Sam and Jo had mocked him because he took those acting lessons in high school. Who was the better liar now?

Though he still hated the fact he made Daniel a redhead.

"So where exactly did Sammy ask to go for a vacation?"

"Disney Land and Universal Studios, respectively," said Dean.

"Seriously?"

"Hey, I'm not arguing. With how little hunting makes us we've never had a chance to actually go see those places...and when we were young enough to properly enjoy them, John never would have paid for it because he was so damn paranoid and was more interested in hunting," shrugged Dean, "So if my brother wants to have fun in some theme parks, then what the hell, why not?"

"Plus the fact you might get to see Lilo and Stitch...?" said Loki grinning.

"Bonus. I need to get a new copy anyway, because the ones I have are skipping like crazy. And Sam destroyed my copy of the soundtrack," said Dean scowling.

At some point when Dean was in hell, Sam found his copy of the soundtrack and proceeded to massacre it. To be fair, Dean did have it on his music player, but he liked to play the CD at full blast on his laptop.

That was stress relief.

"Okay, this I have to join in because I want to see what Sam's like when he's not in hunter mode," said Loki.

Dean smirked.

"Then you'll be designated the official picture guy," said Dean.

"Wait, you mean you don't mind?"

"Better you than this Ruby chick who's been hanging around us. We've run into her five times on a hunt, and from what she's been hinting at she remembers being human. Frankly the only demon I'm willing to trust is Crowley because I know I can't trust him!"