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Frankie ended up shoving The Polar Express up his ass the next Christmas while kids were still in it. The kids live in his ass now. It's like vore but instead of eating people with his mouth he ate people with his booty butt butt,.
Tom ended up committing mass genocide to the elves to get back at me for killing his sugar daddy, so in return I got him arrested for fucking Titties.
Honestly I was fine with him killing all the elves because they were extremely annoying and creepy. I hated them. They were absolutely disgusting. Along with that, they were only men. No other gender, just men.
Titties ended up becoming an e-girl and begging me for forgiveness. She claimed she was emo.
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Obviously, she was not emo. Her outfit was cute though.
She told me about how she was living a great life with Tom even though he was in jail and that they had a baby. They named the baby Gerald.
After she was done crying, I turned her into a tree.
Andy got married to Billy, and us three are still besties. Andy's aesthetic changed, so now he is clowncore and frequently dresses as Pennywise. He claims it turns Billy on.
Billy became punk and likes to introduce me to a lot of new music.
Tbh his patch pants looks like they were bought off Shein. But I think he has multiple pairs. He even has a pair dedicated to horror movies which I think is really cool.
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As for Michael and I, we gave up on being Mr and Mx Claus. It got so fucking boring being on the tip of the world, so instead we moved away and passed the job onto Krist Novoselic who was the bassist for Nirvana.
I became extremely emo. I listen to every single emo band ever with my husband, Michael Cera.
So I'll leave you on this note:
King for a Day Song by Pierce The Veil
Dare me to jump off of this Jersey bridge I'll bet you've never had a Friday night like this Keep it up, keep it up, let's raise our hands I take a look up at the sky and I see red Red for the cancer, red for the wealthy Red for the drink that's mixed with suicide, everything red Please, won't you push me for the last time? Let's scream until there's nothing left So sick of playing, I don't want this anymore The thought of you is no fucking fun You want a martyr? I'll be one Because enough's enough, we're done You told me think about it, well I did Now I don't wanna feel a thing anymore I'm tired of begging for the things that I want I'm over sleeping like a dog on the floor The thing I think I love will surely bring me pain Intoxication, paranoia, and a lot of fame Three cheers for throwing up, pubescent drama queen You make me sick, I make it worse by drinking late Scream until there's nothing left So sick of playing, I don't want to anymore The thought of you is no fucking fun You want a martyr? I'll be one Because enough's enough, we're done You told me think about it, well I did Now I don't wanna feel a thing anymore I'm tired of begging for the things that I want I'm over sleeping like a dog on the floor Imagine living like a king someday A single night without a ghost in the walls And if the bass shakes the earth underground We'll start a new revolution now Now Hail Mary, forgive me Blood for blood, hearts beating Come at me Now this is war (Fuck with this new beat) Now terror begins inside a bloodless vein I was just a product of the street youth rage Born in this world without a voice or say Caught in the spokes with an abandoned brain I know you well, but this ain't a game Blow the smoke in diamond shape Dying is a gift, so close your eyes and rest in peace You told me think about it, well I did Now I don't wanna feel a thing anymore I'm tired of begging for the things that I want I'm over sleeping like a dog on the floor Imagine living like a king someday A single night without a ghost in the walls We are the shadows screaming, take us now We'd rather die than live to rust on the ground (shit)
