Among us logic incorrect quotes

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Warning: A lot of shipping and swearing.
Also sorry if some of these are out of character-

I got these from incorrect quotes generator lol.

Stoner: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Captain: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Stoner: But you're always acting stupid?
Captain: ...
Captain: Yeah, don't think about that too hard..

Player: Well, Veteran and I finally did it!
The rest of the crew: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Player: That's right... We kissed!

Veteran: That was so hot, Player.
Player: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Veteran: I'm so in love with you.

Veteran: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

Bro: Are you mad?
Ninja: No.
Bro: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Gnome: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Stoner: You're my boyfriend, I would do anything for you.
Captain: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Stoner: Absolutely not.

Gnome: Last night I found out Engineer is a sleep talker.
Dum: Oh, really?
Gnome: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Stoner: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Captain: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Stoner: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.
Captain: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Stoner: I guess you're right. Hey Captain, I love you.
Captain: See! Just say that!
Stoner: Holy fucking shit.
Captain: If that flies over his head then, sorry Stoner, but he's too dumb for you.
Stoner: Captain-

Gnome: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Dum: I'm "a couple of things".
Engineer: And I'm "got distracted".

MrCheese: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

The Gentleman: So what are your political beliefs?
Mr Cheese, awkwardly trying to impress him: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if it had a gun.

The Gentleman: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Mr Cheese: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Dum: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Dum: Lmao, @Gnome

Mr Cheese: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
The Gentleman: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Mr Cheese: Yes.
The Gentleman: I'd sleep.

Mr Cheese: I like your new pants!
The Gentleman: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Mr Cheese: I'd like them better if they were 100% off~
The Gentleman: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Mr Cheese: Thats's... not what I meant.
The Gentleman: That's a terrible way to run a business, Mr Cheese!

Mr Cheese: We both look very handsome tonight.
The Gentleman: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Mr Cheese: I couldn't take that chance.

Cop: You ran a red light.
Dum: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Dum: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.

This is all for now.
Thanks for reading and cya in the next chapter! :)