Among us logic incorrect quotes

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Mr Egg: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, The Gentleman is walking in this room.
Mr Cheese: *wheeze*

Bro: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Ninja: Bro, it's four o'clock in the morning. (In Japanese)
Bro: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Mr Cheese: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Mr Egg:
Mr Cheese: Vroom vroom, come out already.

The Gentleman: Mr Cheese, what are you doing?
Mr Cheese: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
The Gentleman: You know could always take it out and count it?
Mr Cheese: Where’s the fun in that?

Mr Cheese: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
The Gentleman: ...
Mr Cheese: Oh, right. The lying.

Mr Cheese: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Mr Egg: Spiders?
Mr Cheese: Spiders it is then.
Mr Egg: No, that wasn’t-
*But he were already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…*

Mr Cheese: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
The Gentleman: If
Mr Egg: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.

Mr Cheese: I’ve only had Cheddar for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Mr Cheese: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
The Gentleman: Why no 24/7?
Mr Cheese: Snack breaks.

Mr Cheese: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Player: A doll.
Mr Egg: A cinnamon roll.
Mother: A sweetheart.
Mr Cheese:
Mr Cheese: ...stop it.

Mr Cheese: Am I in trouble?
The Gentleman: Take a guess.
Mr Cheese: No?
The Gentleman: Take another guess.

Mr Cheese: I'm very scary.
Mr Egg: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Mr Cheese Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Mr Egg: And small.
Mr Cheese:
Mr Cheese: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess..

The Gentleman: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Mr Cheese: Are you calling me short?
The Gentleman: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Player: What time is it?
Veteran: I don’t know, pass me the saxaphone and we’ll find out
Veteran: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
The Gentleman: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Veteran: It’s 2 am

Captain: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Stoner:
Stoner: I'm gonna tell him.
Y/N: Don't you dare.

Mr Egg, Entering The Gentleman's room: Mr Cheese did it again.
The Gentleman: Peace disturbance?
Mr Egg: What no-
The Gentleman: Arson..?
Mr Egg: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
The Gentleman: uh....Attempted murder?
Mr Egg: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Player: What's wrong with you?
Mr Egg: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Mother: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Mother: Anyways, you said Timmy is enjoying finger painting? That's great!

Mr Cheese: What’s it like being tall?
Mr Cheese: Is it nice?
Mr Cheese: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
The Gentleman: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Player: That was once!

Mr Cheese: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
Random person: Yes.
Mr Cheese: Which means they like both boys and girls.
Random person: Ye- wait, what-
Mr Egg: Mr Cheese, that's not what bilingual means-
Mr Cheese: Shhh, it's okay dude. I still love you.
Random person & Mr Egg: ...
Mr Cheese: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

The Gentleman: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Mr Egg: Mr Cheese is the scariest thing I could think of!
Mr Cheese: Mr Egg told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Bro: Are you a painting?
Ninja: What-? (In Japanese)
Bro: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Gnome: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

Mr Cheese: I like your top, moron!
Mr Egg: I have a name, you know.
The Gentleman: *sighs* Why? Why are you like this?

The Gentleman: Mr Cheese isn't talking to me.
Mr Egg: Enjoy it while it lasts.

Veteran, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Mr Cheese: Player's in the kitchen.

The Gentleman: Mr Egg, gather the others. We need to have another Mr Cheese-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

The Gentleman: So, Mr Cheese is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Player: Why?
The Gentleman: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Mr Cheese, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Captain: That shirt looks great on you, Veteran.
Veteran: Thanks.
Captain: But I bet it would look even better on Player's floor.
Player: Are you hitting on Veteran... for me?

The Gentleman: Mr Egg, you need to react when people cry!
Mr Egg: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Gnome: You think you're smarter than everyone else?
Engineer: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

Bro: I can't believe you've done this.....
Ninja: I'm sorry I didn't know-! (In Japanese)
Bro, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Mr Cheese: Can we go out to get icecream?
Mr Egg: Did you ask The Gentleman?
Mr Cheese: He said no.
Mr Egg: Then why did you ask me?
Mr Cheese: Because he's not the boss of you.
Mr Egg, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

That's all for now, thanks for reading and see ya!