Among us logic incorrect quotes

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Warning: A lotta of shipping and swearing 😃
Also, I apologise if Ninja's translations in here aren't accurate.

Veteran: Here you go, Player, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Player: It's cold.
Veteran: A nice cup of coffee.
Player: It's horrible!
Veteran: Cup of coffee.
Player: I'm not sure if this even is coffee.
Veteran: C U P .

Player: You spent all our money on THIS!??
Veteran, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They needed this.

Bro: I have a problem.
Ninja: 殺す. (Kill it.)
Bro: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Player: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Veteran: It’s not water.
Player: Vodka! I like your sty-
Veteran: It’s vinegar.
Player: What?
Veteran: It's vinegar.

Mr Egg: Are you having another depressive episode?
Mr Cheese: A depressive episode?
Mr Cheese: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Bro: *coughs blood*
Ninja: 死なないでくれよ、兄弟！」. (Don't die, Bro!)
Bro: Don't tell me what to do!

Ninja: 何か燃えてる? (Is something burning?)
Bro, leaning seductively on a counter: Just my desire for you.
Ninja: 兄弟、トースターが文字通り燃えている. (Bro, the toaster is literally on fire.)

Mr Cheese: What’s your favorite color?
The Gentleman: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Mr Cheese: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
The Gentleman: My favorite color is pink.

Player: I fell—
Veteran: From heaven?
Player: No, I literally fell—
Veteran: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Player: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Veteran: Okay, but do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

Mr Egg: Fight me!
Mr Cheese, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

Random person: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for $10 million?
Veteran: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Player: You can stab me too, then we'll have $20 million.
Veteran: Good thinking.

Player: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Captain: I'm aware of that.
Player: But then you and I had some time together.
Captain: Uh-huh?
Player: It did not get better.

Player: *makes Captain a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Captain: *sips tea*
Player:
Captain: *finishes tea*
Player: Didn't it taste bad?
Captain: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Player, tearing up: Oh, okay..

Random person: Hey, aren’t you Stoner?
Stoner: You a cop?
Random person: No.
Stoner: Then yes, I am.

Player: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Captain, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Mr Egg, holding in laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Engineer: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Mr Egg:
Mr Egg: Water you doing?

Angel: I’m in love with you.
Sherif: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, Angel.
Angel: I know.
Sherif: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

That's all for now.
Thanks for reading and cya in the next chapter!