Among us logic incorrect quotes

8

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Mr Cheese: The Gentleman annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Mr Egg: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Mr Cheese: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Gnome: When you said 'Magic in Bed' I wasn't expecting this...
Engineer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Gnome: Holy moly-

Veteran: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Player: Relax, it was just a dream.
Veteran: Huh, I'm not gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Player: You wouldn’t?
Veteran: I mean, unless you want to-

BDay, sweating: Rose, there’s something I need to ask you-
Rose: Finally! You’re proposing!
BDay: How did you know?
Rose: BDay, you dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Rose: I even picked it up once.

Player: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Veteran and I are dating.
Everyone, including Veteran: *gasp*
Player: Veteran, why are you surprised?!

Mr Egg: I owe you one.
Mr Cheese: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Mr Cheese: This date is boring!
The Gentleman: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.
Mr Cheese: Then why did you invite me?
The Gentleman: I didn't, I specifically said "don’t come with me" then you said "fuck you Gentleman I'll do whatever I want!"

Mr Cheese: I never said I was gonna get back together with him. But I was thinking, he's in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call?
Mr Egg: No. No, Mr Cheese, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Mr Cheese calls The Gentleman. Number five: Veteran gets eaten by a shark.
Veteran: I approve the order of that list.

Veteran: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Veteran: Captain is still mad about it, but me and Player were drunk and thought it was funny.

Mr Egg: Wow! The Gentleman made you cry?
Mr Cheese, tearing up: Yes, and he said some really mean things that are only partly true.

Gnome: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Engineer: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Mr Cheese: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
The Gentleman: True, you can be really difficult at times.

Gnome: Truth or dare?
Player: Dare.
Gnome: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Player: Hey Captain?
Captain, blushing: Yeah?
Player: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Veteran.

Captain, texting: Answer your phone
Player, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone
Captain: Understood
Captain, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Player.

That's all for now, thanks for reading and see ya! ;w;