Among us logic incorrect quotes

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My lazy ass finally decided to upload a chapter. Yay!

(Kinda short, sorry -w-)

The Gentleman: Remember Mr Cheese, violence is never the answer.
Mr Cheese: You're right, The Gentleman.. Violence is never the answer.
The Gentleman: Correct, Mr Cheese. Now, on to the next lesso-
Mr Cheese: Violence is the question.
Mr Cheese: And the answer is yes!
The Gentleman: Mr Cheese no-

Gnome: If I run and leap at Engi, he will definitely catch me in his arms!
Gnome, running towards Engineer: I'm coming in!
Engineer: No! I’m holding coffee!
Engineer:*Drops coffee to catch Gnome*

Angel: Sherif kissed me!
Gnome: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Angel: It was so unbelievable!
Dum: Oh my God!
Gnome: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Dum, go get the wine and unplug the phone. Angel, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Angel: Oh, it ended very well.
Dum: Wait! Don't start without me!
Gnome: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then we just sort of sunk into it.
Gnome: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Dum and Gnome: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Sherif eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Rose: Tongue?
Sherif: Yeah.
B-Day: Cool.

Timmy, grinning: I have a knife!
Mother: Put it down, Timmy!
Timmy: Make me! >:D *sprints away*

Mr Cheese: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.
Mr Egg: What club?
Mr Cheese: The Mr Egg hate club.
Mr Egg:
Mr Egg: The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Player: Where's Mr Cheese?
Veteran: Don't worry, I'll find him.
Veteran, shouting: The Gentleman sucks!
Mr Cheese, distantly: The Gentleman is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Veteran: Found him.

The Gentleman: Mr Cheese... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now...
Mr Cheese: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
The Gentleman: ...I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Player: I have a bad feeling about this...
Mr Cheese: What do you mean?
Player: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Mr Cheese: No?
Player: That actually explains so much.

Mr Cheese: Some people are like slinkies.
The Gentleman: What?
Mr Cheese: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The Gentleman:
The Gentleman: Please don't push Mr Egg down the stair-
Mr Cheese, pushing Mr Egg down the stairs: Too late.

Thanks for reading and cya in the next chapter! :D