Among us logic incorrect quotes

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Some of these might be a little bit inaccurate..

Also sorry this is short, I'm lazy-

Mother: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Mr Egg: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Mother: Th-that's not how that works-

Veteran: I have an idea.
Player: A good idea?
Veteran: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Bro: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Ninja: ああ、でも俺はお前のダサい奴だ！」. (Yeah, but I'm your dork!)
Bro: *sigh* Yeah, you're my dork.

Mr Egg: Do you need help getting up?
Mr Cheese: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

Veteran: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Player: Why not?
Veteran: Because I don't know what they mean.

The Gentleman: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Mr Cheese: But ya' didn't!

The Gentleman: We've tried things your way.
Mr Cheese: No we haven't.
The Gentleman: I did in my head and it didn't work.

Mr Cheese: Who hurt you?
Mr Egg: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Mr Cheese: Yes, actually.

Mr Cheese: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Player: You litterly sleep with a teddybear-
Mr Cheese: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Player: Have I ever told you that you cook well?
Captain: Awww, no, you haven't!
Player: So why do you keep cooking then?

Mr Egg: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Mr Cheese: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Dum: I choose to waive that right!
Dum: *screaming*

Player: Shit! I forgot!
Veteran: Forgot what?
Player: How do you expect me to answer that?

The Gentleman: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Mr Cheese: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time then!

That's all for now, thanks for reading. :)