Among us logic incorrect quotes

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A lot of EggCheese lol-

Mr Cheese: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Mr Egg:
Mr Egg: I like you.

Player: I CAN'T DO IT!
Veteran, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Player: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Veteran: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Player: I appreciate it,
Player: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN!
Veteran: Player-
Player: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Veteran: Player we gotta-
Player: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Player: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Player, motioning to TV screen: NOT FUCKING THIS!

(GameGrumps are pog tho ngl)

Mr Cheese: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Mr Cheese, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

Mr Egg, skipping rocks on a lake with Mr Cheese: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Mr Cheese: Yeah, it is.
Mr Cheese: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

Mr Cheese:You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon!
Engineer: Spear.
Mr Cheese: BLOCKED.

Mr Cheese:*walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
The Gentleman: Mr Cheese, what did you think a tiger shark was?

Captain, walking into Player and Veteran ’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream..
Veteran: What was it about?
Player: No, don’t ask him that!
Veteran: Why not?
Player: Cause he’ll answer!

Y/N: *hugging Player*
Veteran: Hey! It's my turn to hug Player!
Veteran: *grabs Player*
Captain: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Y/N: No, It's still my turn!
Player: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest (he's the same hight as Mr Cheese) doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Y/N: But we need the moral support!
Captain: And you're small! Which is cute!
Veteran: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Player: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess..

Mr Egg: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Mr Cheese: Okay.
*later*
The Gentleman: Mr Cheese! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Mr Egg, whispering: Deny everything.
Mr Cheese, loudly: That isn't a chair!

Mr Cheese: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Mr Egg: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Mr Cheese: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Gnome, recording: This is so cute!

Mr Cheese: I love you.
The Gentleman: I love me too.

Veteran: You know what’s funny about Player? He's my boyfriend, and anyone who’d hurt him is someone I’d murder, probably.

Captain: I think I'm falling for you.
Player: Then get up.

Captain: Hey, do you know the password to Player’s computer?
Veteran: Fuck you, Captain.
Captain: Hey!!
Veteran: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyoucaptain".
Captain: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

Franklyn: *sneaking in through his window*
Mother: *turning in Franklyn's chair and flicking the light switch* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Franklyn: I was with Timmy
Timmy: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Mr Cheese: I’m not being weird! Am I being weird?
Mr Egg: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

The Gentleman: How many children do you have?
Mother: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

That's all for now, thanks for reading and see ya!