"Make it shake all that back and pretty face gal I'm tryna get a taste WHOOP" I start singing to myself walking into the villa until I see the lads getting ready, checking themselves out in the mirror.
"You are the embodiment of a teacher going through a midlife crisis" I say to Hugo who has a colourful top on.
"Go back to singing your song Rorie" no worries mr Hammond will do
"I'm just popping give a fuck who's in the place" I sing walking out into the girls dressing room. I get changed into a blue dress and curl my hair braiding it at the top. Look don't get me wrong, I get along with the girls but like I only really have a bond with Chloe and maybe Faye, so let's just say I'm ready for some new girls to come in.
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"What dya think of City winning the prem?" Toby asks me.
"Scam. Ah no I mean they did well but I dont care because Villa finished below Leeds which topped it for me"
"But you work for them don't you?" Sharon asks has she ever heard of sibling rivalry?
"Yes, but Chelsea finished good, and Leeds only just joined the prem and Jack was giving it larry that they'd do good this season" he had to be my slave for a week when the season finished
My phone bings swear if a new girls coming in I'm buzzing
"I got a text" Islanders.", It's time to find out how you really know your other half in today's couples challenge #tellmesomethingidontknow #getyourfactssraight
"Okay you're dogs called rice, your middle name is Ella, and your biggest turn off is horrible dress sense"
"Yeah, favourite sex position is cowgirl"
"Okay, I don't like a fake girl like that's a turn off"
"Okay" We run out of time so we join everyone at the fire pit. Hugo and I are presenting I've presented on sky sports before I can do this *deal with it glasses on my face*
"Righr islanders, welcome to knowing me, knowing you my names Hugo and this is Aurora"
"And together we're Ahuora" it's pronounced a-whore-a we are too smart.
"Number one boys, what your partners favourite sex position?" We all scribble down on our boards.
"Liam please reveal what's Faye's favourite sexy position" he turns his board around and reveals 'eagle with a broken wing'
"Hugo please reveal what my favourite sex position is"
"Cowgirl" ding ding ding
"Correct, okay boys, what cosmetic procedures has your girl had, if any?" I ask Hugo knows I've had none hopefully bother of the after care, knowing me I'd fall over and pop one of my implants.
