Evil Twin (Eren X Fem Black Reader)

Sleazy😐

   Eren's Mansion 7:45 am

Eren woke up besides Historia. He was hungover and had the munchies. "Shit." he said as he crawled out of bed. He went to the bathroom and washed his face. He had hickeys all over his body. He didn't remember if they were from Mikasa or Historia. And if they were from Mikasa, Historia wouldn't be able to tell because they fucked with the lights off yesterday. (Nigga was prepared 💀)

He remembers that he texted you. That was the only time he was fully sober that night. When he thought of you, his migraine immediately went away. He brushed his teeth and went to go grab his phone to text you. He walked out of the bathroom and saw Historia on his phone. His phone wasn't unlocked but a text from Connie is what interested her.

"Eren, what is he talking about? Why would Y/N and Mikasa be pissed at you?" she asked, showing him the text. He remembered that you, Mikasa, and Connie went home together. He also remembers from past experience that Connie really perceptive, and it's hard to keep secrets from him for too long. But it was gonna have to kept from him a little bit longer. Connie could keep his mouth shut, he always has. But the problem was Historia. She was also very perceptive as well.

"He's buggin." Eren answered. The best thing to do in a situation like this is to keep it short and sweet. Eren went to the other rooms, waking Jean and Armin up. Usually Connie would sleepover too but he had to drive you and Mikasa home. Eren lived alone, but you didn't know that. The extra rooms were for guests but Connie, Jean, and Armin had slept in those rooms so much it minus well had been their rooms.

     "Wake your asses up, we gotta get ready for school." He yelled before going to the kitchen. The house was a mess but the maids were coming while he was at school. He put some Yoplait on the counter top. Enough for everybody. He went back upstairs to make sure everybody was up. They were and then he went to take a shower.

     When he got out of the shower, he checked his phone. It was 8:15. Everybody was dressed and downstairs, waiting for Eren. He put on his clothes and headed downstairs. He grabbed his gym bag which had all of his football gear in it. He grabbed his yogurt and everybody headed out. Armin insisted on driving so he got in the passenger seat. As they rode in the car, Eren decided to check Connie's message.

Connie 😝😝:
What'd you do to Y/N and Mikasa?

Daddy Eren😫😫:
What are you talking about?

Connie changed Daddy Eren 😫😫's name to Sleaze😐

Sleaze😐:
???

Connie 😝😝:
I'm don't even care what you did to Mikasa.
Your always doing something to Mikasa.
She chooses to stay around you so she's gonna have figure her shit out on her own.
I wanna know what you did to Y/N.
She looked pissed at both you AND Mikasa

Sleaze😐:
Nothing happened.
Did you even talk to Y/N or Mikasa?

Connie 😝😝:
I didn't talk to Mikasa.
I didn't have to, you know the girl can't hide her emotions.
I DID talk to Y/N and she said you were sleazy.

Sleaze😐:
She talks like that all the time 💀.

Connie 😝😝:
Fine, y'all won't say anything, I'm guessing there is a good reason that y'all won't tell me.
But just answer this question.
Did you and Y/N fuck?

Sleaze😐:
Connie 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
No, we didn't fuck.

Connie 😝😝:
Ok. I'll leave y'all alone then.

Sleaze😐:
Ok good.
I swear, nothing happened between and Y/N.
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Eren gives a loud sigh of relief. "His nosy ASSSSSS.... He was close but he was asking the wrong questions." He thought as he was chuckling. "What happened? Armin asked, trying to peek at Eren's phone. "Uh, do you mind?" Eren said, putting his phone to his chest. Armin chuckled and backed off. He continued driving to the school.

Y/N's Apartment 9:00

You woke up and checked your phone. "SHIT IM LATE!" you yelled, getting out of bed. You paused. " Wait, I don't even have classes." you sighed. You had to go help Onyan at the school later with the football team. He was the coach but he had no idea what he was doing. So you agreed to help him since you loved the sport and you were at the college to learn about the art of the human body and what's best for it. That's why you had taken so many science classes and have played a lot of sports in your youth. You excelled in art due to you spending your extra time learning anatomy. And you used music and drama as a way to express yourself when words didn't do you any good. A lot of things played into sports like the bodies condition, genetics, and the overall mood of the athlete. You wanted to learn and understand it all.

You brushed your teeth and washed your face. You had almost forgot what went down with your family yesterday. You walked out of the room. Your brother was playing Madden. You guys made eye contact and he ignored you. He had a bandage around his eye and covered it with an eye patch. Tracy was next to him, on his phone. He looked up at you and immediately looked down. You rolled your eyes, opened the fridge and grabbed a water bottle. " I guess they finally wanna listen to a nigga." You murmured, opening the water bottle and drinking it.

Your phone rang. Connie was tryna FaceTime you. You walked to your room and closed the door. You answered. "Wassup?" You said, sitting on your bed. "Why aren't you at schoo- brooo what the FUCK happened to your eye?!" Connie whisper-yelled. You touched your face. "Oh. I got into a fight with my brother. I'm fine." You said, sipping your water. "Ma, that's not normal." He said, worried. You looked at him and blinked twice. "I started the fight Connie, I'm fine." you said, signaling him to drop it.

"Ok, do you have classes today?" He asked. "I don't have any classes on Tuesdays or Thursdays. But I'm coming to school later tho." You replied, turning on your TV. "Ok, Ima pick you up at lunch time and we going to the mall. I only have class for the first half of the day." He said. You gave him the "I know this nigga did not" look. "So you making plans for me now?" you said. He looked like he was going somewhere. "Yes. I am. You don't look your going anywhere today anyway." He answered. "Well I'm broke." You said, lying on your bed.

     Connie looks down at you. He blinks. "Girl, have you seen my car? Does it look like money is a problem to you? If I ain't broke, you ain't broke, remember that." He said laughing. You laughed too. "Fine I'll go, but I ain't getting nothing but a ride to the school." You said.

      You saw Connie's eyes widen and he started jogging somewhere. "Wait Connie, shouldn't you be in class?" You asked. He went into some sort of closet. " I'm skipping." He answered, peeking outside. "TAKE YO LIL BADASS TO CLASS." You said. You hung up. You decided to rewatch Demon Slayer while you wait.