God of Destruction in Onepiece

Solutions

3 days later 4am
3rd POV

"Wake up fuckers!" Beerus said throwing water on Ace, Sabo, and Luffy. Sabo while being used to this Ace and Luffy were in a panic." Calm down you two."

"Why'd you wake us up this early?"Luffy asked.

"You wanted to go on a adventure with us don't you?" Beerus said answering his question with a question.

"Yeah but why this early?" He asked again.

"The old hag is still punishing me and Beerus so we gotta get the hell out of here tonight." Sabo answered for Beerus.

"Correct." Beerus said confirming Sabo's statement.

"So suit up and meet me outside in 5 minutes." Beerus said before jumping out the window.

"Is this what you have to put up with?" Aces asked Sabo.

"Everyday." He answered.
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Tangerine grove 8 am
Nami POV

He just had to do it. He could've just went to Nezumi and wiped him out but noo, he wanted to shoot a gun, not just any gun. The one that called 3 fucking Yonko and 300 pirates to my home.' I thought as I looked up and at Beerus siblings sitting the opposite of me.

"Um, did Beerus call you,"

"You know nii-san?" The one with the mustache asked.

Slamming his hands in the table the one with horns spoke."Tell us where he is now!" He demanded

"Wait. , wait. I'm part of his crew."
I yelled desperately trying to calm him down.

"Your part of nii-sans crew?" The women asked.

"Yeah that's right I'm the navigator and my dream is to draw a map of the world".I stated proudly.

"Hmmm," the mustache hummed as if he was thinking." Alright, If your part of his crew then tell us something about his past." He questioned.

I sweat dropped."Beerus is an old man."

The three laughed." I guess you are part of his crew then. I'm Kaido by the way." The one with horns said suddenly dropping his former act.

"Whitebeard." The one with a mustache said.

"And I'm Big Mom." Said the women." Do you know why Beerus called us?"

"There's a marine officer coming in a few hours, he was supposed to take care of it but something came up and left."

The three seat dropped.' Sounds just like him'

"Welp now that we're here there's nothing to worry about, as soon as this captain sees our flags he'll turn around and report to HQ. " Whitebeard reassured.

"So when's Beerus coming back?" Big mom asked.

"He should be back later today."I answered

"Good, gives us time to explain how to deal with Beerus." Whitebeard said.

"What do you mean deal with him?" I questioned.

"Beerus can be very moody during times so you gotta make sure he's fed at all times or else he's gonna throw a tantrum. If he does that threaten to hide his juice and he'll stop. That's stage one"Kaido explained.

"Stage two, he'll quiet down and start mumbling about how he hates life and that if he doesn't eat something he'll destroy the moon. It's not an empty threat He's done it before." Whitebeard added

"He's destroyed a moon!" I yelled.

"Don't you read? There used to be 2 moons but Beerus destroyed one to demonstrate his power." Kaido explained.

"I knew there used to be two but didn't know who it was." I mumbled.

"Anyways like I was saying. If he gets to stage two offer him candy or something shiny." Whitebeard finished.

"And the final stage is stage 3. Don't let it get this far or he might actually decide to destroy the moon along with half the planet." Big mom said in a very serious voice.

"Your kidding." I said in disbelief.

"Not at all. It's his job after all." Kaido said.

"What do you mean?"

"Beerus is a god of destruction. His job is to destroy anything or one who he deems a threat to this universe." Whitebeard explained.

"Meaning if something pissed him off enough he could destroy the planet and say it was a threat. " I summed up.

"Exactly." Big mom confirmed.

"So if he gets to stage three what do I do?"

"There's only one thing that'll calm him down at that moment." Kaido said before pausing.

"Which is?" I said trying to get him to spit it out.

"Pudding." He finished.

"Pudding?"

"Pudding" he repeated.

"Beerus rarely eats pudding considering he can't find any here." Whitebeard explained.

"That's why my territory is made up of food and sweets." Big Mom added. While rummaging through a box before pulling out a box.

"Since Beerus has been here he's only had 1 cup of pudding" she said handing me the box." I was able to recreate it from one of my pudding ponds."

Taking the box inside was 4x4 rows of pudding." Thank you. I'll make sure he doesn't get out of hand. I said putting it in a bag.

After a couple minutes of more talking and instructions on how to deal with a cranky Beerus a suffocating pressure suddenly hit slamming us into the floor." What's happening?" I said through breaths.

"Shit! It's Beerus, someone must've pissed him off." Kaido said struggling to stand up.

"Then we gotta hurry and see who it is before he decides to destroy the island!" Whitebeard said trudging toward the door.

As I was beginning to crawl towards the door I was suddenly lifted up and place on a shoulder. "You idiots. Just use haki to stand up and walk." Big mom said as she walked past Whitebeard and Kaido.

Outside

'Your kidding!' When we got outside all 300 pirates were kneeling in rows of 50 with Beerus , Sabo, and two others I didn't recognize at the front.

As we were walking to the front I could here the mourners going on.

"Pops is here"

"That brats in trouble now."

"Mommas here."

Murmurs like these continued until we got to the front row all the murmurs stopped in anticipation of what their captains were gonna do.

Though much to their horror the three captains bowed.

"I sorry for their trouble nii-san!"

"Please don't kill them."

"They are your nephews after all."

The pirates were in shock. "Eeehhhhh."