God of Destruction in Onepiece

Negotiations

The last two years had not been good to Sengoku. The 5 elders had been pressuring him to find out more about Beerus and the other being that supposedly reign over the universes and if they could in some way control them.

He had also been trying to find out just what Beerus had stolen from headquarters during his surprise visit. What Sengoku didn't know was that another pain was about to appear right into my of him.

Running into the office a marine started yelling." Fleet admiral we have a problem."

Sengoku rubbed his head."What is it now?"

"A celestial Dragon has been taken hostage."

Sengoku stood up." WHAT"

"Yes sir some guy named Beerus called and said he took one captive, even put the celestial dragon on the call."

"Get me a call with him." Sengoku said with a sigh.
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Sleepy time Apollo Beerus office.

Beerus and Nami were counting the beli they had stolen over the years.

Beerus threw a stack of cash in a big pile in the corner."Another stack."

"Already. That's the 6th one in an hour." Nami said.

"It takes me 3 hours exactly to count a million exactly."Beerus said picking more beli.

"Blip-blip"

Picking up the den den mushi Beerus answered." Yo."

"Let them go."

Beerus smiled."Let who go?"

Sengoku sighed."I know you have them now what does it take to get them back."

Beerus chuckled." Who's to say I want anything. What if they pissed me off and now they have a date on the moon."

"Don't do that. I'm sure there's something you want."

"Now that I think about it. There is something I need you to do."

"See. Now let's talk business."

Beerus spun in his chair." I need a ship the same size as the one I'm on now. Make it cool, and don't say you don't know what it looks like because I see that marine ship in the distance." He finished peeking out the blinds.

"Fine, fine. I'll prepare a ship for you it should be ready within a month at least. Anything else?"

"Why yes there is. I need you to remove the bounty off of Nico Robin."

"I can't do that, pick something else."

"What was that? You want me to cut their fingers off before I send them to the moon." Beerus threatened.

"Alright I'll remove the bounty off of Nico Robin."

"Don't misunderstand, I just want you to make to where no bounty hunters will go after her. I could care less about the marines."

Sengoku furrowed his eyebrows." And why do you want that."

"It's not why I want it. You want it because is leads to the wanting of getting your spoiled dragons back. Savvy" Beerus said confusingly.

Sengoku hesitated before agreeing.

"Good we'll meet in one month at Alabasta."

"I'll see you there." Sengoku said hanging up.

Beerus three his stack of beli into the pile." Go set a course to Alabasta." He told Nami.

"Why? We have a full month until the agreed meeting time." Nami asked.

"We gots to go pick a new crew mate."

"What's his name?" Nami asked curiosity filled.

"Who says it's a he."

All the curiosity and excitement left Nami."You wouldn't."

"Oh but I would."

"Please Beerus. I'm enough. What can she possibly do that I can't."

"Read poneglyphs, has a devil fruit, can hold her own in a fight." Beerus listed.

"Fine." Nami yelled storming out the room.

Beerus picked up another pile of beli." Women."
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1 week later

It had taken 1 full week to count the beli he and Nami had collected over the years the total coming to 1 billion beli. Over this week Beerus had only eaten once and now he was starving.

Walking into the kitchen Beerus yelled for Sanji." COME COOK FOR ME!" He yelled.

"What do you want today?"

"Everything."

"Got it." Sanji said looking into the fridge.

While Sanji was figuring laying out the ingredients Sabo walked into the room with a limp followed by Zoro who had his arm in a sling.

"What the hell happened to you guys." Beerus asked.

Sabo sat down across from him."I got challenged for the First mate spot."

"by who?" Sanji asked

"That one." Sanji said nodding at Zoro who sat next to Beerus.

Beerus raised an eyebrow."Ho, who one."

"I did boss." Zoro said proudly.

Sanji started laughing.How'd you lose to turf top." He said lighting a cigarette.

Zoro snorted."You keep smoking your lungs gon fall out your ass." He shot back.

"What'd you say!" Sanji yelled putting his foot on the table.

"You better watch who you talking to 7th place." Zoro said.

"Seventh place?" Sabo asked.

"Strongest to weakest." Beerus guessed.

"I'm the weakest."

"That's right and as first mate I'm in first."

Hearing this Beerus ears perked and stood up taking the gun out he back of his sash ready to threaten someone until Sabo smashed Zoro's and Sanji's head together.

"Cut it out." Looking at Beerus Sabo sighed." You weren't about to jump in we're you captian?"

"No not at all." Beerus said putting his gun in the back of his sash." Anyway to celebrate our new first mate let's party." Beerus yelled jumping on the table.

Sabo shook his head." A child as captian and an idiot as first mate. We're doomed.

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