God of Destruction in Onepiece

Wedding

End of the Year exams are done so here's something light until Monday night when the final two chapters come out.

I swear on my brothers left nut the final two chapter are coming out that night

In the beautiful country of Wano where the esthetic was vibrant the Palace was covered in wedding decorations. From flowers and birds to trees and cake. Oh yes a joyous occasion was being held as the god of destruction himself was getting married. Not to one, not to two, but four brides.

At the ceremony Beerus stood at the alter in a suit and tie watching his four brides walk down the aisle.

" This some bullshit I tell you. How did this happen. How the hell hell you let this happen." He whispered to one of his best man Sabo.

"This your fault boss. Your the one that couldn't keep it in your pants."

"Not true at all, I've only boned two of them. Not by choice if I might add."

"Point is you didn't know how to say no and know you've got four wives to satisfy."

Sabo you sound dumb. What man wouldn't want four wives. It's the responsibility I don't want to deal with. Four wives means everyone wants attention and since I told Hancock attentions recurved by fighting she's gonna try and kill all three of them."

"How the hell did Boa even get word of this." Ace the second best man spoke up.

Beerus started to glare at Scar.

Flashback

Beerus was standing on a podium looking at himself in the mirror wearing a suit.

"And why do I have to wear this monkey suit?"

Scars head popped from behind Beerus."Because it looks good on you my lord."

"Scar, everything looks good on me. But why do I have to wear it to the wedding."

"A person of your status has to look good for not only his wives to be, but his subjects too." Scar answered picking up a den-den mushi. "For you my lord."

"Hello." Beerus said taking the mushi.

"Honey, what's this I hear about a wedding."

"Hancock?" Beerus asked.

"Don't tell me you were getting married to the other wrenched without me." She answered ignoring his question.

"First, don't call my girls wrenches, two how'd you find out."

"Why I got a letter inviting me."

Beerus covered the mushi." Scar, Why'd she get a invitation."

"You told me to send it to everyone my lord."

"Damn you Scar." He said uncovering the mushi." Listen I was coming to get you personally Boa."

"I don't want to hear it, Im on the way now."

"Huh, Hancock, Hancock." Beerus said twice only to hear ringing." Fuck."

End Flashback.

"Oh, so your blaming Scar for you inability to take care of you wife." Sobo summed.

"Damn it. Where's Zoro I need a new best man."

Sabo started to rub Beerus shoulders." Too late now boss the brides are here." He said watching the four girls line up.

After getting the vows out the way and the swearing Law looked at the brides." Do you Boa Hancock, Nico Robin, Nami, and Yamato swear to be god go destruction Beerus partner through your lives and through death."

The four girls nodded." I do."

Law turned to Beerus."And you, god of destruction Beerus swear to do right by your wives throughout their lifetime?"

Beerus stared at the sky with his eyes closed." C'mon someone faint, or throw, something."

Ace nudged him." Say something Boss."

Sighing Beerus looked at Law." I -"

Before he could finish a crewmen we suddenly came running into the garden." STRAW HAT HAS BEEN CAPTURED."

"WHAT." Sabo and Ace yelled.

"LETS FUCKING GO." Beerus yelled ripping his suit jacket off revealing his pyramid necklace.

"He's being executed right now in Marineford they've announced he's Dragons Son." The member added.

"WHAT." This time multiple people yelled.

Beerus hopped from the alter. "This jus keeps getting better." He started to run towards the ships." Get the crew together let's go save our brother."

"Wait." Nami said watching Sabo, Ace, and Law hop down from the alter and run after Beerus. "What about the wedding."

Beerus pulled up his destruction pants and threw on his coat." Man fuck the wedding." He said putting his pistol in his back pocket." We got shit kicking to Do.