God of Destruction in Onepiece

Castle raid

Beerus was hanging over the cliff." Food and water ran out 3 days ago."

"Your over exaggerating Beerus."

Sitting up Beerus looked at him."Am I Sanji?"

"You are, we haven't been here 2 days yet."

"must have gone mad with the heat,Cause we've been here for a week." Beerus corrected.

"No it's only been a day Beerus."

Beerus groaned and laid back down. 'Those bastards need to hurry up.'
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3 weeks later

"Wake up Beerus." Sanji said shaking him.

"Fuckin raccoon." Beerus groaned.

"What?" Sanji asked." I'm not a raccoon. Beerus wake up." Sanji said slapping him.

Waking up Beerus eyed Sanji." What happened."

"There's a ship." Sanji said enthusiastically.

"Really now." Beerus said getting up." Let's go get Zeff."

Why? That bastard basically left us to die." Sanji asked.

Beerus shook his head." Sanji, Sanji,Sanji. Zeff gave us all the food." He explained.

"What! But that big bag-"

"Was filled with the treasure that I gave him." Beerus cut him off.

"You gave him?"

"Originally I was gonna give you and Zeff this little bag of food and take the treasure for myself but Zeff stepped in and said it wasn't a kids burden."

Sanji's eyes widened before running to the other half of the rock.

"Welp guess I should go say hello." Beerus said before disappearing.

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"We're screwed!" Ace said running around deck." It's been more than a week and we're just now finding him."

"It's all Namis fault." Sabo blamed.

"My fault, why is is it my fault?"

"Because you were the one that let Zoro steer the ship." Law answered.

"So shouldn't it be Zoro's fault." Nami said pointing at Zoro who was sleeping.

"He's not the navigator." Ace said.

Nami grew a grim expression." What do you think he's gonna do?"

"He'll probably take your cut of the treasure." Law guessed.

Nami felt like she was stabbed.

"Or he won't let you touch his ears." Ace added.

Nami started crying." But they're so fluffy."

"Maybe he'll add another girl to the group."

"HE CANT!" Nami yelled

" Oh but I can." Beerus said sitting on the helm.

"BEERUS!"

"Yes it is I, and I want to know why the hell have I been on that rock for three weeks."

"It's Namis fault punish her." Ace immediately confessed.