God of Destruction in Onepiece

Sky island

RUINS OF MOBY DICK

In the dead of night whitebeard and the red haired pirates were sitting around a burning campfire.

Putting a marshmallow on a stick Whitebeard held it near the fire.

"Old man." Shanks said trying to get his attention.

"Oh sorry." Picking up another marshmallow he handed it to shanks." There you go buddy."

Eyes twitching shanks mouth grew into a crooked smile." Not the damn marshmallow,
Who the hell was the brat that just thrashed my crew and the ship."

Whitebeard chuckled." That brat, is god of destruction Beerus."

"God of destruction?"

Blowing on the marshmallow he continued." His job is to destroy any and everything he deems a threat to this universe that's includes planets and hell, maybe even the universe itself.

This time Yassop spoke up." Yeah right. I know the kid can destroy a ship with a tap of his foot but the universe?"

"Shanks, you remember when Roger and Gary dealt with Xebecs?"

Shanks nodded." How could I not. The Captian came back bruised and beaten then the next day Marine headquarters was mysteriously." stopping shanks eyes widened.
"No."

Whitbeard nodded." With a sneeze. He wiped out their headquarters with a sneeze."

Shaking his head shanks nearly fell of his chair." I need a drink."

Reaching over beside Whitebeaed grabbed and sling a huge barrel of sake in between the two." I thought his might happen."

Laughing with each other the rest of the night was down with the pirates roasting marshmallows and getting drunk.

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I'm impel down Zoro was standing in front of rows inmates doing push-ups while Beerus, Law, Monkey, Scar, Ace and the rest of the level six inmates were playing poker.

Shuffling the cards Monkey dealt each player a hand, resounding groans and grins came from each as Dobby looked at his hand.

"Shit." Shuffling his cards he looked again." Shit." Looking around he stopped when he noticed something sticking to the wall and nodded.
"I knew there was some funny shit going on in here."

"What in the hell are you talking about." Shiryu asked not looking up from his hand.

Dobby placed a hand on his knee and leaned forward."You know what the hell I'm talking about. " he then pointed behind him at a roach sticking to the wall." How long that goddamn roach been sitting there looking at my goddamn hand."

Looking up from their hand the players looked at Dobby before bursting into laughter.
"You crazy bastard. You must've gone loony from all these years locked in a place with little oxygen."

Jumping up Dobby butted heads with Shiryu causing him to drop his cards." What'd you say you sadistic bastard."

Jumping up the rest of the level six inmates tried to pull the two apart.

Taking advantage of the situation Beerus fake sneezed blowing the cards out of order." Whoops. Looks like we'll have to start over."

Ace threw his cards at Beerus." You lazy cat, you just did that because you had a sorry hand."

Beerus huffed and crossed his arms." Proof."

As the chaos was taking place Zoro had walked to the group hanging up a den den mushi.
"Boss, Nami said they've found a sky island but it seems that a tyrant with a devil fruit is running rampant claiming to be a god."

Raising an eyebrow Beerus stood up." Then I guess we should pay a visit to this so called god."
Before he could shout any order his personal den den mushi started to ring.

Picking it up the mushi grew a Afro.
"Yo."

An audible sigh could be heard from the other side." Why do you have to be such a pain in my ass."

"I literally have no idea what your talking about."

"Look, just leave with your crew and we'll talk about compensating you later."

"That going to tough considering half of your inmates are burned to crisp right now."

Another long sigh could be heard.

"Let's make a deal. For the next two years I'll pull all divisions from Alabasta and we won't engage in pirating if you let us go."

After a couple of minutes Sengoku finally answered." Deal." And hung up the phone before Beerus could change his mind.

Well, everyone gather around it's time to head out.

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On the sky island Sanji had just Ace kicked a guy with long earlobes into the ground." How dare you try to make a pass at the captains girl." He said blowing out smoke.

Picking himself off the ground The guy stared at the sky." You dare to question me god Enel."

"I didn't know there was more than one god on this planet." Beerus  said from behind Enel.

Surprised Enel turned into a bold of lightning in an attempt to flee.

Catching him the the head Beerus slammed him into the ground." Now where do you your going."

'Where are my followers.' Enel thought looking around just to see each of them lying bloodied on the ground motionless.

Walking towards them Law held a chest." Here they are Boss."

Inside were a variety of fruits.

"Good. It seems you time playing god is up Enel." Beerus said putting pressure on  his head until it crushed under the weight.

Getting up and looking into the box Beerus and Law watched as one of the fruits slowly changed color and grew markings that resemble that of lighting bolts.

Picking up the fruit Beerus threw it to Sabo. "Here you go buddy. The little power boost you need."

Looking at the fruit hesitantly Sabo didn't notice Ace sneaking up behind him and grabbing him by the head." What the hell." He yelled.

Wasting no time Monkey jumped snatched the fruit and shoved down Sabo's mouth forcing him to swallow it.

After swelling it he made a face of disgust and looked at the culprits of the taste lingering." You bastards." He said as his hands started to emit electricity.