Sambucky One Shots

Sambucky dialogues

This has been in my drafts for a while.
Don't ask questions bc idk either.
Read if it interests you.

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Sam x Bucky dialogues

Is that what you think of me?
That's what everyone thinks of you.
But what do you think of me, Sam?
I think you're a complete asshole.
An asshole you happen to be in love with.
True.. I ain't gonna deny that.

Hey, Buck! What are you up to?
Nothing really, and I told you not to call me that!!
Oh, silly me! I'm sorry, I meant 'babe' of course.
I-

Let me see what you're working on.
No!! ...No, you can't see it.
And why is that?
Because it's your birthday gift- Agh, damn it!!
Oh! So we're at that stage already, okay. That's fine by me!
Wait- What are you talking about?? What stage?
The 'swapping gifts-stage'.
...What came before that stage?
Usually it's the 'going out on a date-stage' but we skipped that whole stage so we're headed directly to the next one.
Which is??
The 'make out on a cough-stage'.
We're on a cough right now, Sam...
My point exactly, Buckaroo.

I hate you, Sam.
I love you, Buck.
I- Wait- No!! You're suppose to say 'I hate you more, Buck' or 'I hate you too, Buck', not 'I love you, Buck'.
Say that again?
Say what again, Sam?!
What am I not suppose to say?
I love you!!! No, wait... you made it unfair!

Just admit it. You love me, toy with metal arm.
No. I don't, chicken with metal wings.
Then what do you do if you don't love me?
I hate you, that's what I do!!
Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too.
I hate you more.
I hate you even more.
I hate you the most.
I love you the most.
No, I love you the most!!!- shit.

Hey, you wanna go to the bedroom?
And do what?
I don't know... cuddle, make out, fuck.. anything really!!
I'm busy, Bucky.
But you're not busy with meee..

Come sit in my lap, baby.
No! I don't want to!!
Aw, come on, Bucky... are you still upset about earlier?
You took the last plum, Sam!!! What am I suppose to do?? Forgive you just like that?!
Aaaaall I breeeathe, aaaall I feeeeel, youu are aaall for meee. I'm iiin-
What the fuck are you doing, Sam!?!!
I'm singing, baby.
But whyyy are you singing in the middle of our argument?!
Because you said 'just like that'.
So?
It's a song from- eh, you know what? You're too old to understand anyway.
Exccuuuse meeee!?!!?!! You take that back or else...
Or else what?
Or else I won't sit in your la-
I take it back!!
That's what I thought.

I would hate to love you, Sam.
So you do?
Do what?
Hate. Because you sure as hell love me.
I... don't.
You do though.
I do not!
You sure?
No...

Let's not, not be friends, Sam.
What are you even talking about, Bucky??
You and me, of course.
Well- yeah, I get that but we never stopped being friends, babe. You're still my best friend for the rest of my life and I'm still yours! No matter what fight or argument we have, I will always be yours and I will always be here for you.
*Silently sobbing his eyes out*

Sam, please. Forgive me.
No, I won't forgive you until you take it back!
Saaam... it's a drown with metal wings-
NO, HE'S NOT. HIS NAME IS REDWING AND HE'S MY PET!!!
IT'S NOT A FUCKING PET, SAM!!
HE. IS A PET!!!!!

Are you ticklish?
Ehhh, no...
You sure, Buck?
...100%.
Let's confirm it, just to be "100%" sure.

Goodnight, Bucky.
...What?
What??
You called me Bucky. Have I done something wrong?...
No, of course not!! I'm sorry, baby.
That's more like it.
Goodnight, Baby!
Goodnight, Sammy!

I want to be your best friend.
You already are.
N-no I-I want to be your life's best friend, like I want to be more than just a best friend to you-
You. Already. Are. My best friend, the love of my life, the light in my darkness and my better half.
I- I am?!
Yes. You are. Now, come here and give me a kiss.
*attacks him with several kisses*

Hey, Bucky?
Yes?
What are you doing today?
I don't know actually. Maybe watching a movie?
What movie?
I haven't decided yet. What about you? What are you doing today, Sam?
I'll be watching a movie with you.
*Blushing furiously*

(all cred goes to the author of the manga, dangerous convenience store)

I have been thinking non stop about you all day, Sam.
Really?
Yes.
What sort of thoughts went through your mind when you were thinking about me?
Oh, just thoughts like "I want y"-
I want you, too, Bucky.

We can't be together.
And why is that?
Because you're you, and I am me.
Yeah, so we can be you and me.
I- Noo, that's not what I meant, Sam!! I meant that you are you and I am me so that is why-
We can be together?
I-

Tell me you love me.
No!
Just say "I love Sam".
No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that!
Come on, you have said it before. Just say it again.
I have never said it.
Please, tell me you love me, okay?
Shut up why are you saying that?! You're an idiot!! Stop saying that, No!!

(all cred goes to dream and georgenotfound (👀🤭))

Only a fool would fall for me!!
Well, then I guess I'm the biggest fool there is because I sure has hell have fallen for you, Buck.

(all cred to "Fools ||Sterek||" by elfinax)