Deadpool: ready when you are baldy.
Saitama: for the last time my name is saitama you dunderhead!!!
Deadpool: whatever let's just kill these f******. I mean I already have twice in the past lol!
Saitama: hm ok.
Peter quill: ha, good luck pal. I can dance circles around you!
Saitama: *punches quill a bunch* oh looks like I won.
Peter quill: huh? *explodes into a million bloody pieces*
Drax: I will make you pay for that!!! *charges at saitama*
Deadpool: *headshots drax* not happening gray mr clean.
Mantis: sleep! *makes Deadpool sleep*
Deadpool: ok night night mommy. *sleeps with his butt sticking up in the air*
Saitama: *does the one punch and sends mantis flying into the vacuum of space which causes her to lose all air and die endlessly floating in the void of space* huh neat.
Gamora: I shall try now! *slices at saitama a bunch*
Saitama: *dodges every slice and grabs the swords by the blades* you bore me. *flings gamora into the sun*
Deadpool: *snorts and wakes up* huh what did I miss?
Nebula: you missed the death of my sister and I'll make sure you and the bald one pay for it!!!
Deadpool: yeah I don't think so Siri 2.0, pineapple surprise! *throws a grenade into nebula's hands*
Nebula: pineapple? *blows up into pieces*
Groot: I am groot.
Rocket: it's just us now buddy but if you want to try then go for it!
Groot: I am groot!!! *charges at Deadpool*
Deadpool: oh so the talking tree is gonna try now. What a load of s***!
Groot: *is still charging at Deadpool*
Saitama: *speeds by groot and punches him so hard he bursts into flame and turns into ashes*
Rocket: *tears up* groot no. Grrr, now I'm p***** off! *takes out his machine gun* prepare to die a**holes.
Deadpool: hm nah. *takes out a flamethrower and burns rocket Alive*
Rocket: *screams and dies becoming a burnt corpse*
Saitama: so who's left?
Deadpool: well we took out Bucky, captain meh-vel, and the guardians of the galaxy. Only one left is...well shit...it's the unbeatable squirrel girl!
Saitama: the unbeatable squirrel girl, who's that?
(End of chapter 4)!
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Saitama vs marvel: the sequel!!!
AksiyonDecided to do a sequel since there was apparently issues with the previous one on an old account of mine and also to include characters I didn't before even if my love for marvel is starting to dwindle cause of certain films/characters. With that sa...
