Actor au

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Me: This is the actor au!

Ink: Actor?

Me: yeah basically its a universe where you all are just actors for a popular fandom, you do stuff for a show and often get spinoffs. (The villians sans squad and underverse)

Blue: wow that sounds super!

Error: its sounds very very dumb

Nightmare: let's just get this over with

Me: Alright begin!

The screen shows whats ment to be an intense between Dream and Nightmare

Nightmare: I'm sorry it has to end this way Brother!

Dream: No you're not

Dream: are we gonna fight?

Blue: I hope not-

Before Blue could finish the scene interrupted him

Director: Cut!!!

Everyone:huh!?

Director: can't you two take this scene seriously this is like the fourth time you did that today

Dream: oh come on! You don't have a "tense sibling moment" without thinking of Azula vs Zuko!

Director: ugh! Ok how about we all take five and then shoot the scene at stars base instead?

Everyone agrees

Dust: that's very odd...

Me: again its an actor au, you guys only play eachother, and so many of you guys act differently from you

Ink: oh I get it! It's an act there playing as us! Like actors in a movie!

Me: he gets it!

Everyone then understood

Dream: but why did I do finger quotes when I said sibling moment

Me: oh simple you are not siblings over there just play as them

Dreamtale twins: what!?

Me: relax here you guys are brothers

Dream: that's good

Nightmare: I wanna agree but also disagree

The screen switches to shows Blue holding Killer on his back

Killer: put me down!!!

Blue: nah!- oh crud! My contacts!-

Killer: that... would never happen ever

Blue: why do I need contacts?

Me: that how they get the stars in your eyes in your certain color

Blue: oh!

Dream: they seem to get along decently enough!

The screen then changes to Horror and Error practicing their lines

Horror: I agree with you.... Killer! Hahahah!

He said the first part in his typical disturbing voice, while on the other part he said it it his ordinary voice loudly and started laughing

Everyone than looked at Horror with a shocked expression

Error: that's your voice before you're timeline?...

Horror: don't remember

He then pulls a leg out of his skull and begins earing it

The screen switches to Nightmare in his "passive form" sitting in a makeup chair, while getting covered with the fake goop

Nightmare: heh only eight more hours to go... please kill me

Nightmare chocked when heard that

Nightmare: eight hours!? Damn!

Dust: that's how long it takes to look like boss!?

Dream: brother....

Dream was amazed by seeing his brother in his passive form despite knowing it was fake

Screen and switches to show Chara taking to his dad (X-gaster) with his eyes beaming

X-Chara: Dad! Dad! Did you see me during that scene!

Chara pointed at set

X-Gaster: yup you did an amazing job, hope you're prepared for the scene I'm in!

X- Chara: yay!

X-Chara:... this is so unrealistic...

Cross: tell me about it

Ink:omg! Chara you look so happy! Like a little bundle of sunshine!

X-Chara: I will smack you!

The screen than shows Lust yelling at everyone

Lust: DUST! GET OVER TO STAGE 4 FOR THE FIGHT SCENE! WHILE THERE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET STAGE 6 READY FOR BLUES DEATH SCENE! WAIT?...NO NOT FROM UNDERVERSE IDOIT!! OHH! AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET INK HIS VIALS! I DON'T CARE IF WE DON'T HAVE THE JUICES USE WATER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!

The whole theater went silent

Killer:... well damn he seems... stressed.

Me: yeah Lust takes over as a stage manger sometimes when he's not acting

Lust: well doesn't other me know to much stress causes wrinkles?

Everyone face palmed

Error: and he's back!

Blue: wait did say my death scene!?

Me: yup its for one of the spinoffs (R.I.P Blue from villians sans sqaud you lived to shortly)

Ink: Lust seems very serious about this

Me: yeah he is, welp thats it for today!

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