Madison Beer Oneshots (GirlxGirl)

Shoulder Check cont.

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Y/n's POV:

"What happened to you?" I sit down at a lunch trying to keep myself up when I all I feel is pain, "I got hit in the dick, very very very hard." I lean my head on the table trying to ignore the pain, "That's funny, told you Miss. Crazy was a bitch." Y/f/n says laughing with a mouthful of food and I groan, "What are you going to do now?" Y/bf/n asks and I pick up my head coming up with an idea, "I'm gonna ruin her car." I say proudly standing up, "Come on, we're gonna skip to go to the store." I tell them but neither of them got up, "I can't skip I got a test." Y/f/n puts their head down, "I'm with them too, I heard there's a pop quiz and I don't wanna miss it because I'm close to failing." My best friend says and I groan, "Okay fine, have fun sitting in silence while I get my revenge on Miss. Crazy with her most prized car." I said almost evilly? Am I crazy? I walked out of the cafeteria showing my school ID letting the security guard know that I'm allowed to leave school campus for lunch. I ran into the parking lot finding my car and I drove out seeing Madison's car gone still. It didn't take long to get to the store soon enough I grabbed a cart rushing to the baking aisle that had stuff like tinfoil, cupcake liners, different Tupperware and saranwrap. I cleared the shelf smiling and I went down further seeing all the honey, I got 4 big bottles of it and I made my way to the self checkout because I didn't want to talk to anyone. $40 later I paid for everything that a few people stared at like they've done a prank before. I drove back to school seeing Madison hop out of her car with Banana and I waited patiently for them to leave making sure they're out of view along with other kids who for off campus lunch. I heard the bell ring in the distance and I took that as my cue to get started.

I scanned the parking lot making sure that I am in fact the only one and I got started, first with the honey, took the entire cap and I started pouring it all over the red paint job, spreading it everywhere I can not leaving a spot open. She wants to kick my dick making me struggle walking then I can make her struggle getting into her million dollar purchase. I used every last drop of honey before starting to wrap her car the 1st roll of wrap covered each of her four wheels. The 2nd wrapped the entire front of the car which kinda looked nice somehow, the 3rd roll I did the the drivers and passengers doors including the bottom. By the 4th I was getting tired but I did the spoilers and trunk then my phone went off.

Y/bf/n

Y/bf/n

Where are you?

Me

Wrapping the devil's car

Y/bf/n

Still?

Me

What it's a lot of work

Y/bf/n

She's actually going to kill you okay YOU'RE GOING TO DIE THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PLAN YOUR FUNERAL

Me

She isn't going to kill she isn't going to find out who it was

Y/bf/n

Yeah right like that's going to work, she's going to know
UM HELLO THERE'S NO ONE ELSE THAT HATES HER MORE THAN YOU
Plus people know not to mess with her well except you

Me

Ain't nothing gonna happen to me, I'm almost done here anyways and I'm gonna see her reaction
It's gonna be priceless

Y/bf/n

Have fun and don't die

Me

Death gotta catch me first

I put my phone away and I got back to wrapping the Ferrari, I threw all my evidence away and I ripped my receipt into the nearest trashcan, I walked back to my car wiping the stickiness off and I waited as it was the end of the bell rang. I hopped out of my car as the bell went off and I hid by the passenger side and I peeked my head up just enough to see everything through the windows, people walked by and stared, some laughed and some were whispering to one another, "WHO THE FUCK DID THIS?!" I heard the scream from Miss. Crazy seeing her drop her backpack on the ground and I tried my best to keep my laughter in, "I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!" She attempted to open her door but gave up, I heard her grunt and groan with move she made on her car trying and all Banana did was stand there. I smiled the entire time, this definitely makes up for her kneeing me. "Miss Y/n." I felt a tap on my shoulder and I turned around seeing our principal, "Come with me." She said sternly waiting for me to get up, I'm screwed. I got up following the woman in a pencil skirt back into the school, she lead to her office pointing to the chair in the front of her desk and I sat down into a man spread. "Mind explain why you did, what you did to Miss. Beer's car?" She asks sitting down herself, "I didn't do it." I lie hoping that it'll work, "Don't lie we know it's you, you were absent for the rest of the day and one of our lunch staff saw you so now I'm going to ask again. Why did you ruin Madison Beer's car." The woman leans forward and I groan, "Because she kneed me in the dick." I mumbled, I don't think she knows I'm intersex, "Repeat that please." She leans closer and I roll my eye, "I have a dick, you know a penis. I'm intersex and she kneed me in my dick as lunch started." I explained.

I watched as she blinked a few times, she was stunned. As most people when they find out but hey I get more pussy than half of the guys that go here so it has it's perks. "I uh, okay well um I wasn't prepared for that but uh let me call Madison in." She stuttered, great know all the teachers in school will know about my extra leg. She eyed me as she made a call and a few minutes later Miss. Crazy walks in glaring at me and I do the same till she sat down, "Okay now let's start from the beginning, Madison did you know about Y/n's condition?" She really just called it a condition, I hate this school. "Did I know about her dick? Yeah I did and it's small." Madison laughed, "Small? Ha this shit is bigger than every dude here." I claim, "Yeah right highly doubt that." She scoffed, "Oh yeah why don't you ask your best friend about how big my dick is." I confess, "THAT'S ENOUGH GIRLS!" The Principal raises her voice and I looked away from Madison remembering her face when I basically said I fucked Banana but it's true. "That was a lot, too much even. But I can't suspend or expel you two because well believe it or not, you both have scholarships coming your way but that does mean you get off the hook. Because of your actions I will be putting you guys on community service which will be cleaning the school." She stated, "No no I can't I have stuff to do this week, I'd rather just take the suspension." Madison disagrees, "Yeah I have things to do to." I join, "Well then looks likes the both of you can start and finish today, if you finish today then there's no need for you to stay for the rest of the week. Go on there's cleaning supplies in the closet down the hall." She turns to her computer shooing us away. "I can't believe this." Madison mumbles walking out with me behind her.

"Well yeah you started this." I laugh only to get my toe stepped on, "Fuck you!" I groan feeling the weight of her get of me. "You wish." She walked away and I stood there trying to ignore the pain, that's the second time dammit. "I'm doing the floors you get everything else." She claimed as I walk towards her grabbing what I need for windows and the walls and we both got started. Hours went by and we watched as the school became empty with stares from kids and a few chuckles from teachers, I heard the screech of a seat coming from inside the empty classroom that we were cleaning and I turned around seeing Madison on her phone with her foot up on a desk, "What I finished my part, I'm waiting on you." She rolls her eyes and I do the same finishing my job quickly. We both walked out and I locked the door only to get shoulder checked harder than the one this morning I took a step out feeling my foot slip out from underneath me and all I head was the laughs from her and me groaning. I looked seeing the wet floor sign and she came walking back still laughing. "Bitch." I said kicking both of her shins making her fall forward onto me. I felt her collapse and I took a deep breath from the instant contact. I opened my eyes and we both made eye contact. Shit her hair draped over my face and I felt her knee between my legs, our face were extremely close and she was breathing heavily. I shouldn't have done that.