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A/N: Ike is Hispanic because I said so thank you for listening

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Ike <3<3

Zelda: I wanna watch movies come over

I: sure
I: fuck my phone fell

Z: dumbass

I: shut up
I: I can't find pants

Z: did you put a shirt on before pants?
Z: you don't wear pants to bed???

I: before you say anything else I wear underwear to bed

Z: how'd you know I was gonna go to the extreme

I: oh idk you're just really original Zel

Z: AHAHAHA

I: OOOO

Z: found pants?

I: found pants

Z: I'm so proud of you

I: and for your information I do put pants on before shirts, I just found a shirt first

Z: we're you actually mad about that
Z: were

I: I'm not mad, just defending my pride

Z: what
Z: pride months over
Z: anyway why are you taking so long I thought you found pants

I: I can't find my slippers

Z: ... have you not turned the light on?

I: ofc not
I: I don't want my eyes to burn

Z: but you're already staring at a phone

I: at its lowest lighting thing
I: light setting
I: you see, I like to take care of my eyes

Z: who cares about slippers just come over

I: I don't wanna touch that cold ass marble floor in the hallway with my bare feet

Z: oh my goddessssss I'm gonna kill you

I: okay okay I'm coming over
I: I'll sacrifice my feet for your random movie marathon

Z: how very honorable thank you

I: you're welcome
I: I'm bringing chips cause I'm hungry

Z: fine
Z: are they spicy

I: no

Z: damn I wanted a reason to cry

I: white people I swear

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Robbo <3<3

R: what should I make for breakfast tomorrow

Claude: Robin it's 3am what

R: I can't sleep

C: I can

R: no talk to me
R: I'm bored