Book 1 (Bill Cipher x Reader)

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You were beyond impressed, 'Maybe I shouldn't under estimate this little Dorito'

"Whats a Dorito?"

You just looked at him, annoyed that you'll probably never get that stupid triangle to stop listing in on your thoughts. "Never mind" you sighed grabbing the page he'd written on. It was filled neatly with things you've never heard and things you didn't think were real.

"Hey your home so you know what that means, " Bill said happily, before you could even think about it you were knocked out of your own body.

You watched as he cracked your knuckles and neck before saying, "God it feels so good to be back, " you laughed as he wobbled a bit while watching around, "So much I could do, " he said stopping looking at himself in the mirror. "First things first, " he said triumphantly as he threw your bear hat on the floor, "No more bear"

You rolled your eyes realizing a few things, "Hey Bill?"

He was barely paying attention, rather he flat out wasn't paying attention still nit picking your outfit.

"Bill," you said this time much louder and right best his ear.

He yelped looking over at you with a shocked expression, that expression quickly washed away once he realized it was you. "What kid"

"Do people not notice your voice? Or eyes?" you asked genuinely interested, you floated over to the bed sitting on it, well you made a sitting position and just floated on top of it.

"Oh no it's the exact same, " Bill said making you raise an eyebrow in confusion, "You just sound like a weird demon and you have weird eyes." you tried grabbing one of your stuffed animals but your hands just went through them.

"How do you become not transparent?"

"Solid?"

"Whatever just tell me how" you pouted, now it was Bill's turn to call you a baby.

"Magic" he responded simply.

"But I don't-" you just growled at him in anger, "How do I become solid ?" you asked once note making sure there were no holes in your question.

"Jeez kid so many questions, " he laughed jumping on the bed going right through you, "God that feels nice, Ima do it again"

As he got up and got ready to jump again you just whined some more, "Bill stop my clothes are dirty and your gonna get my bed dirty and I just made it." Maybe people acted like a baby's because they don't have a body?

He stopped before jumping on it again, "Your right, " he sounded as if he was inlighted or something, you let out a sigh of relief before you heard, "I should get out of these hideous clothes. Where are mine?"

"Downstairs, luckily for you, I dried them before I left for school." you said very dryly and just floated downstairs. You figured out why Bill liked to do it so much, it was like a weird but kinda pleasant coldness that would happen when you walked through the walls and floors. Soon after you got to the laundry area, you began to hear loud booms coming from near the living room.

You quickly flew out only to see your body aka Bill laying on the floor in a painful position. "What the hell Bill?" you yelled floating down to him. You tried to check for injuries but every time you touched him you just went through him.

"That felt..." Bill managed to say, he sounded like he was in really bad pain, and you. You were extremely worried. "Great!" he cheered, sitting straight up."

You rolled your eyes at his antics, floating up to sit on the washing machine waiting for Bill to make his way over. You watched as he walked over, limping a bit and wincing every few or so steps.

You sighed not being able to imagine the amount of pain your gonna feel later. Once he finally made it you told him to grab the ironing board that was on the side of the closet and open it up. You sighed realizing how hard this was gonna be. You told him to lay each piece of clothes on at a time on the board and use the iron to slowly smooth everything out.

Bill tried to say the least, he dropped the iron a plethora of times, sometimes landing on your foot. He would just look at you and smile as you hear the iron sizzling your foot.

Once everything was ironed you told him to carefully out everything in the box and carry it upstairs. Bill groaned and did what you said, "Why didn't you do this first?"

"You took over my body before I even knew what was happening." you said dryly, floating behind him. Once he made it up to your room he placed the box on your bed looking through all the clothes and matching them up into full outfits. "Speaking of, give me back my body and let me change, " you said in a sour tone.

"Nope, "

"Bill come on"

"Nope,"

"Bill. Give. It. Back"

"Come on bookworm, it's not like I'll never see you naked." You flushed red once he said that, when he did say that it was in a cocky tone which made your face flush even more. "Though I guess I'd like my first time seeing you naked to be when I, myself is naked too." He quickly left your body, letting it fall down to the floor like a doll.

You couldn't say anything, you couldn't even move. You had no idea if Bill knew about anything he just said and you didn't know if Bill meant what he said. If you were back in your body you knew your face would be burning hot, like someone lit your face on fire. Though in your mindscape form you just knew. Mainly because you could see yourself in the mirror but still.

Bill just laughed at your reddened face, he called you things like tomato and kept asking why you were so red in an innocent tone. Soon you regained your senses and went back into your body. You didnt say anything to Bill as you got up and went to change in the bathroom. After you changed and left the bathroom you finally spoke again, "Teach me how to become solid, please".

Bill felt a bit uneased at your monotone voice, he was about to try and lighten the mood until something hit him. "THE TOP HAT," he yelled grabbing the top hat from the box, he flew up and dropped it on top of you. Somehow someway this made a small smile appeared and made you let out a small giggle. You fixed the hat shifting it a bit and turned around to face the mirror.

For some reason this lifted this weird weight on Bill, he felt better, somehow. "Hey, kid," you let out an 'mhm' grabbing some black knee-high socks and sat down on your bed. "You're not powerful enough but..." He paused turning to you." I guess I can give you some of my power or something" making it sound like it's not a big deal.

You looked at him over your shoulder giving him an annoyed look. You grabbed a pair of black dress shoes and threw one of the pair at Bill watching it phase right through him, barely missing the mirror.

"So I'll take that as a no?" he said rating his eye at you.

"No" you said quickly, "Please, please, please" you began to beg, "If I can be "solid"" you said in air quotes, "I can study, I don't have to wait around doing nothing all day." you said, giving him a goofy smile which turned back into your neutral face once you turned to Bill. "So I need it, "

"What do I get?" he asked, crossing his arms looking at you, squinting.

"You get to use my body, " you said, frowning your eyebrows together.

"Kid that's the original deal, think of something new." Bill said in a disappointed tone. You sighed looking around trying to find something. "How about you," Bill said, making the 'ou' sound longer, clasping his fingers together and pointing two out to you with his thumbs facing up. "tell me some book recommendations,"

"What?" you said out loud, generally shocked, 'Since when did Bill like books?'

"Since now, " Bill placed one leg out and began tapping it impatiently, " come on kid it's not even much to ask for"

'What are you planning Cipher"

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remember reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!