The Act

Date

Sages POV

"And that's why I feel like you need to get dicked down." Kevin says. I give him a unamused look before rolling my eyes.

"Baby that's what I've been telling her she never listens to me." Niko says taking a bite out of an red apple.

"I bet you have, I mean great minds do think alike." He flips his hair dramatically wiggling his eyebrows at me. I sigh knowing there's no winning this conversation with them.

"Can y'all shut up I don't need dick dammit." I say frustratedly scrolling through Netflix trying to find us something to watch that we haven't watched already. I hate to say it but Netflix is falling off.

"Listen to you now, so hostile with your favorite people its not right." Niko whines.

"Dick would solve that for you." Kevin says joining in. I huff extra loudly rolling my eyes again. Niko shoots me a mischievous look and I already know he's about to say something even more inappropriate.

"Take Kevin as a example. Notice how happy he is all the time? That's because I'm always willing to give him-"

I snap my hand over his mouth scrunching up my nose childishly. Looking over to Kevin a bright red tint decorates his pale skin. Niko licks my hand and I push him away immediately.

"I don't want to hear about your sex life please and thanks." I say putting down the remote. Niko just laughs and I roll my eyes again.

"Look at my husband all flustered." He teases. Now it's Kevin's turn to roll his eyes.

They're so cute.

Makes me wanna strangle them.

Niko kisses Kevin's forehead before turning back to me.

"Back to the dick conversation."

"No thanks. I'm bored lets do something." I say smiling wide.

"Call that sexy Italian man and tell him to dick you down." Kevin says throwing a pillow at my head. I flip around and bite his hand then we fight.

"He'd do it happily." Niko says. I turn to him shooting a glare and he puts his hand up surrendering.

He don't want to be a victim to these hands.

Kevin being stronger than me forces the pillow down onto my face and I laugh trying to get out of his hold. 

"My lover and my bestie against each other. Who do I chose?" Niko says dramatically turning to look at an invisible camera. He tends to do that a lot and I'm debating on getting him help.

I roll off the couch hitting my back hard and I groan. Kevin busts out laughing. Since he thought that was funny I grab his leg pulling him down too.

"Bestfriend stealer." I say hitting his head. He sticks his tongue out at me standing up then pulling me off the ground.

"At least I get dick."

"Hey! I could if I wanted to." I say crossing my arms faking hurt.

"Touché."