Steve: What does your father do for a living?
Bill: He's a magician. He cuts people in two.
Steve: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Bill: Yes, one half sister and half brother
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Magic!
Steve: What does your father do for a living?
Bill: He's a magician. He cuts people in two.
Steve: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Bill: Yes, one half sister and half brother
