Ok so I was at school and this kid his family fosters kids and apparently they have a baby now. He told us when he was in the car the baby got a drink all over him. So during lunch he and another kid were fighting (with words and btw one of them was kidding) and the other kid was throwing stuff at the kid with the drink on him (like crumbs and pennies) and he was like 'STOP THROWING CRAP AT ME IM ALREADY A MESS FROM THE BABY IN THE CAR!!' I cracked up laughing. Just had to share that.
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