How to see if you have a dirty mind

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• What's at least 6inches long, goes inside your mouth, and is more fun when it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

• When I go in I might cause pain. I make you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist.

• If I go in hard, I come out soft you like to blow me. What am I?

Chewing gum.

• You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.

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