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Hi sorry I haven't been making chapters so often I've been very lazy lol I have no excuse.

This isn't a joke but:

Month of your birthday:
January - I watched
February - I played
March - I ate
April - I drank
May - I stole
June - I love
July - I shot
August - I hugged
September - I licked
October - I jumped on
November - I gave ____ a cookie
December - I shipped

Day of your birthday: (yes they're YouTubers don't judge me)
1-3 - Troye Sivan
4-7 - Dan Howell
8-10 - Phil Lester
11-15 - Tyler Oakley
16-20 - Louise Pentland
21-25 -  Alfie Deyes
26-28 - Zoe Sugg
29-31 - PJ Liguori

Mine is "I love Dan Howell" well it's not a lie lol

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