Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny if there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," Johnny replied, "Cause the rest would fly away."
"Well the answer is 4," replied the teacher, "but I like the way your thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were 3 women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way your thinking."
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