• Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away
• I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together
• Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt
• I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
• I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
• I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for "insurance purposes".
• Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
• Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
• Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
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HumorHello humans! Please don't be offended by any of these jokes. There probably will not be any blonde jokes but if there are no offense intended. Feel free to comment!! :D I don't own any of these jokes (unless said otherwise). I do own the cover tho...
